Jack Kelly (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
allucinator) wrote in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
exsilium2013-06-10 10:48 pm
allucinator) wrote in exsilium2013-06-10 10:48 pm
backdated to 6/8 BECAUSE I'M A SLOW PERSON; video
[Man, look who looks healthy! Or, well, healthier than his last appearance, anyway, which is saying a lot. He's still smoking, of course, and he looks just as dour as his first appearance.]
There's, uh, a dead body here.
[He gives the camera a look before swinging his tablet down. It's a man, leaning heavily against an alley wall. Anything valuable has been stolen from him-- buttons, cufflinks, watches, and a tooth (a gold tooth, Jack suspects). He's got hundreds of little holes in him, bloody and gorey.]
Smells like shit here, I'll tell you somethin'. So, uh, I dunno who takes care o' this stuff, but you might wanna c'mere. There's nothin' worth lootin', so don't everybody come all at once.
[He adds the coordinates afterwards.]
There's, uh, a dead body here.
[He gives the camera a look before swinging his tablet down. It's a man, leaning heavily against an alley wall. Anything valuable has been stolen from him-- buttons, cufflinks, watches, and a tooth (a gold tooth, Jack suspects). He's got hundreds of little holes in him, bloody and gorey.]
Smells like shit here, I'll tell you somethin'. So, uh, I dunno who takes care o' this stuff, but you might wanna c'mere. There's nothin' worth lootin', so don't everybody come all at once.
[He adds the coordinates afterwards.]
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What'd you just call me?
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That ain't even an insult, that's just-- haha, no, don't, keep usin' it, it's great.
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