backdated to 6/8 BECAUSE I'M A SLOW PERSON; video

[allucinator]

[Man, look who looks healthy! Or, well, healthier than his last appearance, anyway, which is saying a lot. He's still smoking, of course, and he looks just as dour as his first appearance.]

There's, uh, a dead body here.

[He gives the camera a look before swinging his tablet down. It's a man, leaning heavily against an alley wall. Anything valuable has been stolen from him-- buttons, cufflinks, watches, and a tooth (a gold tooth, Jack suspects). He's got hundreds of little holes in him, bloody and gorey.]

Smells like shit here, I'll tell you somethin'. So, uh, I dunno who takes care o' this stuff, but you might wanna c'mere. There's nothin' worth lootin', so don't everybody come all at once.

[He adds the coordinates afterwards.]

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voice

[implying]

[ OH GOD IT'S SO GROSS :[ must steel self. ]

You're — you're alright, aren't you?

voice

[allucinator]

Me? Yeah, I'm fine, boyo. I just found it, I didn't, you know, fight him or nothin'.

[implying]

Well. One can't be too sure.

You haven't touched him, I hope?

[video]

[legal_eagle]

Okay.

[Perfectly level, perfectly calm.]

You see it happen?

[video]

[allucinator]

Nope. Just smelled it and then found it.

[video]

[legal_eagle]

Yeah, that's an old one. Get away from it, okay?

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[lazyinlove]

the hospital usually has a morgue

[Holy shit there's a corpse on the video feed urk.]

video forever!

[allucinator]

Yeah, I figured, but I don't wanna drag a dead body through the streets.

noted! still text cos he's lazy and ill

[lazyinlove]

they come get them I think

[On TV they do, anyway. This is a whole new ball game when it happens in real life.]

anon text + private

[gevurah]

Don't touch the body.

Location.

permanent video! and private;

[allucinator]

Like hell I'm tellin' somebody I don't know!

permatext and private for now!!

[gevurah]

Don't contradict yourself now.

[video]

[highfrequency]

You didn't touch it, did you?

[video]

[allucinator]

Yeah, I made out with it and then rubbed an open wound all over it.

[video]

[highfrequency]

Cute.

Look, if it's a crime scene you're not supposed to touch it.

voice

[hobgob]

'course he smells like shit. Folks shit themselves after they die.

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[allucinator]

Yeah, but it's shit and blood and disease.

video;

[justkingthough]

[ He's pulling a face a bit. That is one very, very dead body. ]

... Gross.

[ Eloquent, Edmund. Really. ]

video;

[allucinator]

Well, it's a body. It ain't exactly a paintin'.

→ video; anon; private

[thephix]

[Nick, she thinks, is a good face for this, especially when she can guess the source of those holes.]

I know what's responsible, and I can have the body taken care of. But you might wanna stay off the street's for a while.

video; anon; private

[allucinator]

You a cop? What did this?

voice

[boundbyheart]

Why don't you just leave? Sooner or later someone's gonna think you killed him.

voice

[allucinator]

Yeah, cuz murderers are really known for stickin' around and postin' videos o' themselves with the body. I'm makin' sure he gets taken care o', all right. Why, you worried about me?

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[firstofficer]

Did you seize the deceased's belongings yourself?

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[allucinator]

I'm not stupid.