video;

[velveteened]

( oz has spent some time practicing, so when the video feed comes on, it's steady and propped up to give a good view of him in the living room of his apartment. he shoots the camera a grin before holding up a helmet that may seem familiar to some people. )

Hello, everyone! You won't believe what I found today. ( a meow can be heard off-screen, and he corrects himself - ) Or more correctly, Li Jun did. Something like this must belong to someone, right?

( he hefts it up closer to the camera so that viewers on the network can get a better view. it's probably clear he basically thinks it's one of the coolest things ever. a real helmet like what a real knight would have!! maybe even what one of his favorite fictional knights would wear while doing something gallant.

it would probably be rude to put it on his head. which is what he does a moment later, cheerfully, because look okay how many chances like this does one get!! the network gets a wave before he takes it off and adds, )

Well, if it someone's, I wouldn't want to keep it from you. So tell me if it's yours, alright?

Comments

voice;

[alphonse]

That's what I said! What do you think you're doing with it?

voice;

[velveteened]

Trying to find you!

( gosh )

voice;

[alphonse]

[A LIKELY STORY.]

Trying to find me by making a video of yourself wearing it?!

voice;

[velveteened]

Didn't it work?

voice;

[alphonse]

[There's a pause and an almost audible attempt to refrain from yelling.]

If that's the case then you shouldn't have any problem giving it back.

voice;

[velveteened]

Of course! Do you want to come get it, or should I drop it off at your apartment?

voice;

[alphonse]

[Suddenly hesitant.]

Um, I'm not home right now, so you'll have to leave it by the door. It's apartment 302.

voice;

[velveteened]

( hm )

Are you sure that's alright? It could get lost again easily if I do that.

voice;

[alphonse]

It won't! I'll be back really soon!

voice;

[velveteened]

If you say so...I don't mind waiting for you to get back.

voice;

[alphonse]

Believe me, this is the fastest way and I really need it back as soon as possible.

voice;

[velveteened]

Alright, then. I'll be dropping it off there soon.

(unsure)

voice;

[alphonse]

Good! Just leave it there and go.

voice;

[velveteened]

( GOD RUDEST

but it'll be placed at the door just as promised )

[alphonse]

[ARE YOU GONE YET...]

[velveteened]

( AFTER A MOMENT YES CHRIST YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE )

[alphonse]

[WHAT IF YOU'RE SPYING, HE ALREADY KNOWS YOU'RE A THIEF!!]

[velveteened]

( RUDE AS FUCK )

voice;

[alphonse]

[WHATEVER MR. USES CATS AS A SCAPEGOAT.

...

Grudgingly, an hour or so later.]

...Thanks. But you really had no business taking it to begin with.

\voice;

[velveteened]

( omfg! )

I didn't take it at all! I only found it because my cat got stuck underneath it.

voice;

[alphonse]

The rest of my armor was exactly where I left it. It's pretty hard to believe you just happened to find the helmet by itself.

voice;

[velveteened]

Isn't it a bad idea to leave armor laying around in the first place?

voice;

[alphonse]

It was kind of an emergency. And it wasn't there long at all.

voice;

[velveteened]

Even if you say that, the head was all I'd found. If it weren't, wouldn't it be strange to take only a helmet too big for me and make a post about it?

voice;

[alphonse]

Everything about this is strange already.

[Heavy sigh!]

The cat's okay, right?