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[phaseshifts]

... Hmf.

[A grouchy voice. Cyril is a little too effusive some (all) of the time, but he's still family, and after deciding his fellow Noah was too quiet and subsequently sniffing around for a sign of the man and finding - nothing, nothing - well.

It doesn't put Tyki in the best of moods.

You better be all right, Cyril, or Tyki might have to lift a finger doing something unfun, and who wants that?]

Talk about a short performance with an anticlimactic ending. [Sniffs.] That's the way it works around here, I suppose. Promising build up and then a whole lot of nothing afterward. Speaking of that, I am bored. These people don't use what they catch.

Better to arrive here a traveler, eh? [He isn't what you'd call hurting at the loss of his brother/brother-in-arms. And he can take whatever the Exorcists decide to bring. But still.] Australia, now. That was a good trip. Kangaroo is pretty tasty. And it's not as if we ever see sunlight in this dour shithole. Too bad we couldn't be waging war from around that time in Australia.

[Weird place to cut off. But it seems like that's it.]

Comments

[phaseshifts]

Tch. [It's not worth the effort to him to decode that :( sry Sollux. ANOTHER RUBE]

[biwinning]

don't "tch" me.

[phaseshifts]

[Ignoring.]

voice

[biwinning]

Stop ignoring me.

[phaseshifts]

Maybe I will, now that you're speaking like a civilized being.

[biwinning]

I wath typing like an above human standard of civilized being, but maybe you should just put a disclaimer at the end of your posts: "can't read gud. Don't use difficult words or slang."

[phaseshifts]

Do you have a little problem with your thpeech? I can thee why you avoid talking, in that case.

[biwinning]

Oh boy, thomeone making fun of my lithp! Wow, thith hath never happened before!

[phaseshifts]

Oh, I'm so glad to have introduced you to a new thing. Happy day.

[biwinning]

You're an asshole. An ugly asshole.

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How would you even know?

[biwinning]

Becauthe I can tell. I'm psychic, I can tell you are the ugliest person here without even seeing you in perthon.

[phaseshifts]

Well, I think you need to get your brain checked.

Perhaps the medics can grant you better control of your tongue while they're at it.

[Because this face can get panties soaking from a mile away!!!]

[biwinning]

I know it'th a hard truth for you to handle, thimply being the motht ugly individual here, but I'm sure you're tough enough to handle the news.

[phaseshifts]

Oh, I don't mind the truth. What I can't abide is flagrant lies.

[biwinning]

Good thing none of that'th happening here!

[phaseshifts]

Mhmmm, I'm sure.