|Voice -> Video| May 12 @ ~4am

[ex_b_a_n_g251]

[There is silence and then a soft whispering female voice, clearly making notes to herself.]

..nd, through a series of small, reversible changes, making it completely unmaintainable by anyone except yourself

[Suddenly there is a blood curdling scream followed by a loud boom as if something has exploded. The voice post suddenly gains video footage of rolling material before it is momentarily covered. There is a dizzying shifting of the camera as the phone is drawn out of the bed sheets and held up for inspection by the user. Then the swearing of a male voice starts as the lights go on in the room.]

Gotta be fucking kidding me! Piece of shit! What asshole... fuck!

[The camera lights on a very naked man as he stumbles across to a wall of the bedroom that is clearly blown out based on the hole in it and the drywall plaster in bits on the floor. The man in question stumbles to the wall, clearly previously asleep as the cursing continues in a long string of a volatile tirade. His prosthetic leg is obvious even in the dark as the light of the camera glints off the metallic rings that adheres it to his mid-thigh. His two-tone hair is messed up and his tattoos are clear on his skin as he turns around, given a full frontal of his nudity. Thankfully there are some shadows in the room that the camera doesn't pierce.]

Fucking shit... what was screaming? You've got to be shitting me... you're recording this?

My apologies, Jake-sama. It was an automatic reaction.

[Kriem's tone suggests otherwise. The scream may have startled her, but how long has it been since she'd seen her handsome boyfriend be surprised like that? It is an opportunity she couldn't pass up!]

Fuck you, Kriem. Turn that goddamn thing off. You're showing off my assets here, and I haven't put my make-up on.

[His voice is slightly mocking at the end, as if there's some teasing from an earlier event in their lives. He looks around again before stomping back to the bed and lays down. Then there's a snort of laughter before two voices are chuckling and the video shuts off.]

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[boundbyheart]

[Why does she have to live here. Why. She'll yell at them from her bed, loudly.]

Shut up!

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[ex_b_a_n_g251]

[Ah, he supposes the roomie is up too with that scream. It probably isn't her doing the noise with the shouting. Clearly the best thing to do is yell back his response.]

Okay, okay, keep your panties on straight! We're going back to bed, screamer.

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[boundbyheart]

I wasn't the one screaming! Just shut the fuck up before I take your head off.

[They are so nice to each other.]

What the fuck are you doing in there?!

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[ex_b_a_n_g251]

Neither was Kriem, hot-shot, so simmer down over there.

[He actually kind of likes the banter. She's not that bad for a scowling roommate.]

I was sleeping, but now I'm yelling at you from across the apartment. What else could I be doing?

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[boundbyheart]

Why the hell would I know? You could be doing anything that doesn't require that big mouth of yours!

And my name is Kagura!

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[ex_b_a_n_g251]

Awww, too bad! You're the one who was barking just a moment ago for me to shut up, and now you're shouting as much as I am.

Pleasure's all mine, hot shot! [And yes, he realizes they are having formal introductions yelling across the apartment from each other.] Name's Jake, so better remember it. Best name you'll ever hear.

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[boundbyheart]

[She'd meet them in the hall or whatever, but considering one of them is naked, she'd rather not.]

Great, another asshole who thinks he's actually worth something....

I'd rather forget it! Sounds dumb.

video;

[pabulously]

[Bolin squeaks a little and turns BRIGHT, BRIGHT RED. He quickly looks away and covers his eyes.]

Uh. Is everything....okay...sir?

[Please let him respond by voice. Or at least put some pants on. BOLIN HAS DELICATE EYES.]

Voice

[ex_b_a_n_g251]

[Count your blessings there, blushing boy. Jake's using his own communicator for this rather than stealing Kriem's.]

Huh? Yeah, yeah, everything is fine.

[A pause.]

Awful red there. Got an eye full, did ya?

Voice

[pabulously]

An eye full? Me? Nope! I saw nothing! Absolutely nothing!

[Is that supposed to be normal for a penis? Bolin doesn't have much of a basis for comparison.]

Voice

[ex_b_a_n_g251]

[An amused chuckle followed by whispered:]

L~iar.

Voice

[pabulously]

OKAY YES I SAW SOMETHING I'M VERY SORRY AND I PROMISE I WILL UNSEE IT AS SOON AS I CAN FIGURE OUT HOW.

Voice

[no_strings_attached]

[Her voice can be heard in the background of Jake's feed.]

Jake-sama, it sounds as though you have another admirer.

Voice

[pabulously]

Okay, admirer would be a slight [read: HUGE] exaggeration...

Voice

[ex_b_a_n_g251]

[Wild laughter on the other side of the line. He's having a great time aside from the fact he has just been woken up by a scream and there is no source.]

Just remember to know that greatness was observed. That's all you need to remember.

video

[carchars]

Put clothing on before you address this network. Inform your woman of this, as she seems to have little sense.

video

[ex_b_a_n_g251]

Whoa, try not to lose your skin over my unkept state. I wasn't expecting to have to get up at all at four o'clock in the morning.

[carchars]

Direct my comment to your woman. I cannot fault you for her actions.

[no_strings_attached]

Was there a fault in my actions? [Kriem seemed to think over it at the moment.] I don't think so.

[ex_b_a_n_g251]

[He doesn't say anything, but he does indeed direct the comment over to Kriem by pointing.]

voice;

[copia]

[ She does not realize her iPod Touch is still in her hand, and her fingers press down on it in such a way that it turns on, so her ears are filled with the sounds of screaming and shouting from these two thanks to her earbuds. A groan can be heard from the in-line microphone as she wakes up enough to switch the iPod off, mumbling grumpily at light in her face and people being up at this time.

Seriously, who is up at this time?! Ridiculous.

Kaede squints at the screen just as the two voice laugh (so she luckily misses the show), and her eyes flick up to the names attached to the account so she can make sure to ignore them for the future. Annoying, rude users, that is how they will be classified in her mental notes.

Her eyes widen at the two names, grip tightening around the media player as she lets her head fall down onto her pillow for a moment. She lifts her head to look at the screen again, and another groan can be heard before she speaks, still sleepy and not in any way ready to deal with this reality. ]

Go away...

voice;

[no_strings_attached]

[ Kriem's voice was cheerful. She recognized the voice. It was that child from their world?

She offered the child a giggle.]

You could turn your device off.

voice;

[copia]

[ It is too early for this nonsense. Hearing Kriem's voice definitely emits another tired-yet-annoyed groan from her. ]

Yeah yeah. [ And indeed, she shuts it off. ]

voice;

[ex_b_a_n_g251]

Huh? Did you say something? I couldn't hear you because you were talking too softly. Speak up!

voice;

[copia]

[ U G H. Just great. She grumbles something inaudible before speaking up a bit. ]

No. [ Aaaand she shuts it off. ]