exsilium | |Voice -> Video| May 12 @ ~4am

[There is silence and then a soft whispering female voice, clearly making notes to herself.]

..nd, through a series of small, reversible changes, making it completely unmaintainable by anyone except yourself

[Suddenly there is a blood curdling scream followed by a loud boom as if something has exploded. The voice post suddenly gains video footage of rolling material before it is momentarily covered. There is a dizzying shifting of the camera as the phone is drawn out of the bed sheets and held up for inspection by the user. Then the swearing of a male voice starts as the lights go on in the room.]

Gotta be fucking kidding me! Piece of shit! What asshole... fuck!

[The camera lights on a very naked man as he stumbles across to a wall of the bedroom that is clearly blown out based on the hole in it and the drywall plaster in bits on the floor. The man in question stumbles to the wall, clearly previously asleep as the cursing continues in a long string of a volatile tirade. His prosthetic leg is obvious even in the dark as the light of the camera glints off the metallic rings that adheres it to his mid-thigh. His two-tone hair is messed up and his tattoos are clear on his skin as he turns around, given a full frontal of his nudity. Thankfully there are some shadows in the room that the camera doesn't pierce.]

Fucking shit... what was screaming? You've got to be shitting me... you're recording this?

My apologies, Jake-sama. It was an automatic reaction.

[Kriem's tone suggests otherwise. The scream may have startled her, but how long has it been since she'd seen her handsome boyfriend be surprised like that? It is an opportunity she couldn't pass up!]

Fuck you, Kriem. Turn that goddamn thing off. You're showing off my assets here, and I haven't put my make-up on.

[His voice is slightly mocking at the end, as if there's some teasing from an earlier event in their lives. He looks around again before stomping back to the bed and lays down. Then there's a snort of laughter before two voices are chuckling and the video shuts off.]

Threaded | Flat

[Why does she have to live here. Why. She'll yell at them from her bed, loudly.]

Shut up!

[Bolin squeaks a little and turns BRIGHT, BRIGHT RED. He quickly looks away and covers his eyes.]

Uh. Is everything....okay...sir?

[Please let him respond by voice. Or at least put some pants on. BOLIN HAS DELICATE EYES.]

Put clothing on before you address this network. Inform your woman of this, as she seems to have little sense.

[ She does not realize her iPod Touch is still in her hand, and her fingers press down on it in such a way that it turns on, so her ears are filled with the sounds of screaming and shouting from these two thanks to her earbuds. A groan can be heard from the in-line microphone as she wakes up enough to switch the iPod off, mumbling grumpily at light in her face and people being up at this time.

Seriously, who is up at this time?! Ridiculous.

Kaede squints at the screen just as the two voice laugh (so she luckily misses the show), and her eyes flick up to the names attached to the account so she can make sure to ignore them for the future. Annoying, rude users, that is how they will be classified in her mental notes.

Her eyes widen at the two names, grip tightening around the media player as she lets her head fall down onto her pillow for a moment. She lifts her head to look at the screen again, and another groan can be heard before she speaks, still sleepy and not in any way ready to deal with this reality. ]

Go away...

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