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[Jaime chooses to use the video function for a couple of reasons: the first is that he’s really, really hoping that someone he can trust will be able to recognize his face if not his voice and the second is that he hopes others will use it too. He doesn’t look happy in the slightest, but he also doesn’t look quite as terrified as he probably should be.] Hi. I guess I’m supposed to introduce myself here. I’m Jaime.
Uh, I already got the run-down from that spooky-weapons-lady a little earlier, but I’m guessing I didn’t get everything about this place because all this? Still makes no sense. So if there’s anything I should know... [He trails off, gaze diverted up into the sky. He tears his eyes away from whatever he's looking at to address the network again.] Aaaanyway, I'm starting to get used enough to this place that I know I'm not gonna make it home in time for dinner anytime soon, but I still want to hear how legit all this is from people who don't actually benefit from spoon feeding me this in--
[He's staring up again. There is a definite boom, and Jaime's eyes widen as he ducks his head as if that will somehow protect him from any debris] Did that spaceship just explode--
[Fade to black as Jaime unceremoniously shoves the device into his pocket, though he does announce his apparent survival a little after the hubbub is wrapped up with the voice-only addition of:] Next time I say I'm even starting to think about getting used to this place, someone should probably hit me. Are exploding spaceships just a thing here?
Uh, I already got the run-down from that spooky-weapons-lady a little earlier, but I’m guessing I didn’t get everything about this place because all this? Still makes no sense. So if there’s anything I should know... [He trails off, gaze diverted up into the sky. He tears his eyes away from whatever he's looking at to address the network again.] Aaaanyway, I'm starting to get used enough to this place that I know I'm not gonna make it home in time for dinner anytime soon, but I still want to hear how legit all this is from people who don't actually benefit from spoon feeding me this in--
[He's staring up again. There is a definite boom, and Jaime's eyes widen as he ducks his head as if that will somehow protect him from any debris] Did that spaceship just explode--
[Fade to black as Jaime unceremoniously shoves the device into his pocket, though he does announce his apparent survival a little after the hubbub is wrapped up with the voice-only addition of:] Next time I say I'm even starting to think about getting used to this place, someone should probably hit me. Are exploding spaceships just a thing here?

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I meant from what I gather it is about a year or so that people first started showing up here, or that is probably about how long most of us transports remember if not after that. I could be wrong there though. I've only been here two or three months myself, like I said.
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...Wait, they bring back dead people here? Time machines to grab them right before they die is one thing, but that sounds like straight-up magic to me.
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....Well, you are aware people from various points in time and various worlds are brought here, so it is really that much of a surprise?
[Heck, Hisoka himself is proof of that. Although he has not actually stated this in public yet, that he technically died at least two years ago and is now a shinigami.]
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[Which is opening up another can of beans, because even if Jaime's in Church every Sunday and has technically faced down no less than two agents of God, the afterlife as a concrete place is something of a mystery to him.
...Plus, if they picked up people from the dead, he'd be expecting a whole lot more grandmas and grandpas hobbling around the place.]
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[A shrug. Hisoka doesn't particularly care. And he's not about to go revealing that he actually a shinigami himself and disproves the kid's theory.]
That would be too convenient, really. You saw how quickly they leave us to fend for ourselves after they give us the tour of sorts.
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