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[logically]

[ Edgeworth would have preferred to make this broadcast voice only, or, indeed, not at all, but there are a couple of obligations that he must uphold. One is to reaffirm his identity, in case there are people out there who still believe him to be gone from this place. Another is to let everyone know where he stands on ... certain issues so that no-one can accuse him of shirking his responsibilities.

Of course, he's chosen to wait until half the Transports are on a mission to make his announcement, but he's hoping that people won't read too much into that. Or will they? It doesn't matter. Or so he hopes.

He clears his throat somewhat awkwardly, looking at the camera. ]

Good evening. I believe some of you may be familiar with me from the last time I was here. Before you all start asking me at once, yes, I do remember Exsilium, and I really did leave, only to return. That leads me to my next point: at this present time, I will not be resuming my work with the law here in this city. If you've any inquiries regarding this matter, please instead direct them to the lawyers working at the police station.

[ A pause for breath during which he breaks his gaze to briefly glance at something off-screen. ]

That being said, if anyone has any suggestions for keeping one's dog content and satisfied when she is required to live in an apartment, they ... would be taken under consideration.

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[holy_prankster]

Oh how wonderful! What type of dog do you have?

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[logically]

[ He looks off-screen again, to where Pess is sleeping. ]

Ah, Pess is a Shiba Inu. Do you have any experience in caring for them?

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[holy_prankster]

Aaa a Shiba Inu~ they're rather adorable creatures. [There's a small chuckle on his end at the question.] I have experience in all living creatures from earth.

You could try getting a kong or a bone for the dog to chew on? Otherwise I could ask Pess what she might like to do in the apartment.

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[heartsink]

[ the name attached to this account reads Haruka Takahashi,
and she is probably going to regret replying to this. ]

What's your routine, presently? That is, with your dog, feeding and exercise, play, that sort of thing.

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[logically]

Walks three times a day, food twice, although not to the same nutritional standards to which she is accustomed. To be frank, we've been spending more time together here than was possible back home.

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[5055034455]

[Well. This certainly makes Saul's life a little easier.]

Take her for walks often.

So what made you decide to jump the law ship? Was it maybe the way Jesse Pinkman's case was so poorly handled?

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[logically]

Three times a day and yet she still has energy to spare.

No, it has nothing to do with Pinkman.

[ Which leads him to one obvious question: ]

Who are you?

[video]

[falsehoods]

A dog will always look up to thee, 'tis really part of their charm.

[He rests his chin in his hand, smiling.]

But whatever shall you do to keep content and satisfied if not law?

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[logically]

To start with, I might just take Pess on more walks. For the rest of it, well... that's hardly relevant. I wasn't referring to myself.

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[onemoredeath]

Is that so?

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[logically]

Indeed, on both counts. Although I must say that you hardly strike me as a dog owner.

[inthejunk]

Hmm...nope, not familiar. Welcome back anyway, I guess? Though it probably sucks from where you're standing, huh?

[logically]

It certainly was unexpected, to say the least.

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[charming_jerk]

So this means I can do whatever I want now without you ridin' my ass?

[DID YOU MISS THIS GUY EDGIE]

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[logically]

[ He missed Johnny in the same way as one might miss mosquitoes on a summer's night. ]

... Your actions will still not be without consequence, you do realize?

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[hostage]

You finally hit puberty, huh. Congrats.

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[logically]

... If you have something of value to add, I'm still waiting for it.

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[seamend]

Mr. Edgeworth? I didn't know you left... are we still neighbors?

[Video]

[logically]

Which room are you in?

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[freewoman]

Y'shouldn't keep somethin' wild caged up.

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[logically]

Pess is a domestic dog.

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[minded]

Wolf doesn't mind being inside most of the time.

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[logically]

Wolf is your dog's name?

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[neveraskedforthis]

[ OKAY SO ADAM WAS ON THAT MISSION

BUT HE CAN STILL BOTHER YOU WITH A DELAY AFTER HE GETS BACK ]

Shit, this again? How many days has it been now? And when did you get a dog.

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[logically]

[ Such dedication to bothering. Now that's the Adam Jensen that Edgeworth knows. ]

How many days has it been since what, precisely?