keep_smiling: (smile for me)
Elmer C. Albatross | the Smile Junkie ([personal profile] keep_smiling) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2013-04-16 11:01 pm

[anonymous text]

[Anonymous. Yeah, right. Nice try, Elmer. Who else would send a text like this? Well lots of people don't know him, so they're free to guess.]

Reasons you should be smiling RIGHT NOW:
☺ It will make you feel better!
☺ It will make others around you feel better!
☺ It will help the new people feel more welcome and safe!
☺ It will help make the rain go away!
☺ Unless rain makes you smile, then it will make it rain even more!
☺ It really does take less muscles to smile than to frown!
☺ I think! I never checked up on that, but I've done both and I think it's correct
☺ Because we're helping the world!
☺ Because it will make you popular and everyone can admire your nice teeth!
☺ Because frowning will get you nowhere but a smile will get you everywhere!

Feel free to add to this list and share with everyone! Find a reason to smile today! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

[This list is sent to everyone as an editable attachment. HAVE AT IT.]

icy_heavens: (What even is this?)

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[personal profile] icy_heavens 2013-04-17 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Seriously, what the hell?]

1. It will not make me feel better.
2. I'm unconcerned with how others feel.
3. See above.
4&5. It has no effect on the weather.
6&7. Unimportant.
8. This remains to be seen.
9. I don't care about popularity.
10. I've done more than well enough without it.