014 ♐ Text: Get e%tremely flustered over something trivial.

[musclebeast]

D --> I will not stand for this any longer
D --> Stand for f001ishness upon one hundred thousand prior, equally unsolicited f001ishnesses
D --> No, my keyboard does not need to be fi%ed
D --> Yes, I choose to type in this fashion, gosh darnit
D --> I canter e%actly understand why that concept is so e%tremely difficolt for you all to cram into your ossified mind compartments but perhaps it's because most of you revolting juveniles can barely use your diaperstubs let alone properly make use of your communication devices
D --> I am a troll, and like my fellow Alternians, I use a te%t quirk to properly e%press my individuality and perhaps e%emplify my bucking interests in a visual fashion
D --> I am coltsiderably perple%ed and quite frankly, ine%cusably teed off by this continuing damper on my forced thralldom here
D --> So stop asking or for fiddlesticking sakes ask me here and now and discontinue this e%cessively annoying line of questioning in the future

Comments

[musclebeast]

...Well I suppose you hardly have to worry about that fate anymore. Whether or not it'd cause you to waste your putrid little life. [Though the idea of Sollux being a Helmsman or ...killing himself- they don't do the best things to his stomach.]

Not that I'd allow you to do something so foolish.

[biwinning]

[Heh.]

And I gueth I'm thuppothed to feel warm tinglesth about that.

[musclebeast]

I don't know what you're supposed to feel, Sollux. I assume you would want to do the same for me. [Granted, he- for the most part- kills himself by use of Gamzee anyway so...]

[biwinning]

Of courthe I would, but you'd probably do it over thomething thtupid, while I'd be doing it over thomething important.

[And considering how they both die- Equius getting a boner over Gamzee, and Sollux blowing himself up to save the rest of the trolls- it's an accurate assumption.]

[musclebeast]

[His nose wrinkles, pursing his lips.]

You're hardly who should be telling me that. It's not your place to tell me what is important to me.

[biwinning]

Oh, and like you can get away with the same thing with me? You think I'm going to give a shit about what you have to thay, place or not?

[musclebeast]

Well yes. Of course I can get away with it, I'm better than you. [...he says that with so much confidence.]

[biwinning]

No, you can't. Any advice or preference you give, telling me what's important to me or otherwise, I'll do the opposite.

[musclebeast]

That's being you're an idiot.

[biwinning]

[Man he is getting so angry from how simply Equius is just reducing this.]

NO, I'M NOT. YOU'RE THE IDIOT. YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING!

[musclebeast]

[His nostrils flare, arms crossing tight, trying not to let himself get to excited by Sollux's little outburst-

granted, he does feel a sweat drop drip down his neck still. Maybe that's just some residual moisture from his shower though.]

No, I'm not an idiot, I'm extremely intelligent and wise, you are the idiot, who for some reason I am listening to. [A frown.] Though I'm not sure why exactly. Perhaps your callow antics are just to amusing and fascinating to overlook.

[biwinning]

God, I can't fucking stand you!! I don't know what I was thinking, trying to have an actual conversation with you, it's like talking to a brick wall except a brick wall doesn't have as many absolutely fucking moronic replies as you do! Talking to a brick wall is an IMPROVEMENT IN INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION than talking to you! I might as well just talk to the pile of robot parts, because their dead eyes hold more meaning than a single fucking syllable that comes out of your mouth! If for every tooth you lost due to being punched in the face was a logic point, your stats would be down to NEGATIVE TWO THOUSAND. I want to hire a local to dress up as you and run around mocking every gesture you make for a whole day, just so you can personally see how much of an absolute dumbass you look!

[He has to actually catch his breath after that little rant.]

[musclebeast]

...[Equius opens his mouth to reply but-

gosh, Sollux is just- livid right now, isn't he? It's almost beautiful, though he'd feel completely disgusting using that word out loud to describe him. He finds himself lost in thought as he stares, his chest tightening, heart beating a little faster.]

[biwinning]

WELL, SHITFACE? Are you going to say anything or just stand there, gaping??

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[musclebeast]

[There's a very audible sound- grinding teeth. His eyes twitches, breathing deep and moving to point at Sollux, hair swaying a bit from the sudden movement.]

Don't you take that tone with me, mister! I am not gaping, even if I am surprised at how incredibly delectable you are right now.

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[musclebeast]

[Wait-]

1/3

[biwinning]

...

[biwinning]

[biwinning]

Delectable.

[musclebeast]

DESPICABLE!

[biwinning]

Are you sure you meant dethpicable?

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[musclebeast]

2/2

[musclebeast]

Yes I'm sure, I'm very sure.

[biwinning]

Well that'th a shame. Maybe we could have gone thomewhere with delectable, but dethpicable, that's not going anywhere.

[musclebeast]

...Gone somewhere with- delectable?