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[5055034455]

I need someone to give me a rundown of the current political situation in this place.

Preferably someone who's been here for more than a few months, but any info beyond "it sucks" would be appreciated. I'm looking for names, dates, events, etc. Anything pertinent.

Please & thank you.

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[gamora]

Don't know, never learned its name.

[ Saul, she will put you through a wall if you so much as mention it.

And not care if your body can't handle it. ]

[5055034455]

You never learned the name of your home planet.

I guess they didn't have elementary schools with mandatory fourth grade solar system projects, huh?

[HIS BODY CAN HANDLE ANYTHING, BABY~

Even dying, thanks to this place.

Except he really doesn't want to test that out.]

[gamora]

It never came up between '1000 Ways To Kill Someone With Your Bare Hands' and 'Weapons of the Universe'. Not that it matters, all of the Zen Whoberi are dead.

[ Or will be dead. Gamora's not really sure how far in the future Thanos grabbed her from and even if her planet is out there with people living on it still.

She doesn't care, either. ]

[5055034455]

[...welp.

Saul clears his throat, suddenly sounding uncomfortable.]

That's... uh.

[Yup.]

[gamora]

I'm the most dangerous woman in the galaxy.

[ Translation: don't even think about insulting her. ]

[5055034455]

[SO MUCH UNCOMFORTABLE CHUCKLING.]

And here I thought that title belonged to my second ex-wife.

[gamora]

[ OH SHE KNOWS AND IT PLEASES HER. ]

Can't see why.

[ Since she married you, Saul. ]

[5055034455]

[ooh gurl he's gonna need some ice for that burn.]

Thanks for the help.

[ಠ_ಠ]

[gamora]

It won't happen again.

[ As if she's naturally helpful to begin with. ]