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[aithinkthereforeaiam]

Attention end user group Transports. Attention end user group Transports.

A United Earth incursion has been reported at 52°35'N 0°15'W. All members of end user group Transports are asked to stay near the central location of the Hold. Repeat, all members of end user group Transports are asked to stay near the central location of the Hold.

Additional assistance in relocating members of associated group Exiles requested by administrative group Initiative. Those interested in offering assistance for these endeavors are instructed to report to the Hold Training Center by 1300.

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Comments

Voice;

[wilder]

Seriously?

...Crap.

text forever

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

Affirmative. Further information will be available when reports have been processed. Please take precautions to ensure the safety of self and others.

Also highly suggested to avoid any scatological indulgences.

[defending]

I'll go.

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

Not the administrative group Initiative's suggestion.

I like this.

Would you appreciate up-to-date maps tracking heat signatures and sightings of the incursion?

[biwinning]

why are we runniing away from an attack when we could fiight iit?

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

( AI likes you, Sollux. AI really likes you. )

Excellent question.

Would you appreciate up-to-date maps tracking heat signatures and sightings of the incursion?

[fe_male]

which disparities?

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

( It's the pokey gentleman with the prodding AI friend. AI spends a few nanoseconds considering. )

Heat signals. Circular movement. Non-logical patterns, results currently inconclusive. Prior records offer further disparities in comparison, but own records are incomplete.

video;

[ladyspitfire]

Why can't we fight them? Why should we run?

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

Excellent question. Inform me of your answer.

Video

[needsteaplz]

Fall back... Are you kidding me? We were brought here to fight!

If we want to reduce the possibility of large casualties, we should stop them before they get any closer.

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

One may say I agree wit this sentiment. Numbers are however a reasonable concern.

audio;

[ringwizard]

Now, now, you finally bring us something to do, and you want me to hide away?

Not happening.

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

I believe this is a textbook example of being "eager for action." This course of action is not suggested by administrative group Initiative. I am not issued any orders concerning actual restraints.

Voice

[sceyence]

[Don't have to tell him twice. Kenjirou saves the message, decodes the binary, and...]

Wait. Do you agree with this?

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

Further clarification on the nature of the "this" being referenced requested.

[boundbyheart]

Why should I? They're probably much more useful than you idiots.

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

They are significantly and statistically more organized. They are also under the persistent influence of mind-altering substances.

Would you like to be under the persistent influence of mind-altering substances?

Voice

[trustycrowbar]

So the UE are after the Exiles, now?

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

The United Earth has shown consistent interest in the destruction and decimation of the Exile population. The method of attack is inconsistent with recent attempts. It is not statistically improbable.

Voice

[fashionablylate]

[...Not how he wanted to spend his day. Not dying is, well, not dying though. Only problem? He totally doesn't read longitude and latitude.]

How close are they?

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

Many hours by foot. Minutes by air, depending on the particulars of aircraft used.

Anti-aircraft weaponry would be a decent future investment. Pass that notion around.

Voice

[icy_heavens]

Aren't there any defenses at that location?

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

Negative. Fully on-line defenses around the island has been deemed as an unnecessary expense in human-power and resources.

text

[drowns]

I'd prefer to help.

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

Understood. What may I assist you with in pursuit of this goal?

[priad]

Give me a tactical overlay. I shall solve this little problem swiftly with proper information.

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

There is an incoming map with sightings, readings, and up-to-date movements recorded. Attached files include probable means of progress, theorized tactical goals, and choke-points along the major avenues of travel, above and below ground.

[inthejunk]

What happens if they get here?

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

They attempt to retrieve the equipment they failed to locate on their previous short-scale flash invasions.

Voice

[atailoftwoworlds]

Wait.....now?! Oh, brother...

voice

[maddeninghatter]

Why, aren't you clever! ♥

[hejhej]

[oh, hey, binary code.]

i can help

video

[ofgoldenfoil]

[ It took Aurican nearly thirty minutes to read and fully comprehend what is happening. It sounds alarming, to say the least. But it's also confusing as well, which is why Aurican is deciding to forgo his texting for now and opt for video, in the case that he needs to respond quickly. ]

What are those numbers about?

[demonbloodblade]

There is a saying. "The best defence is a good offense."

Please direct me, so I can demonstrate the truth of this saying.