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[whatsupcroc]

I don't really like doing that announcement thing, but since I'm her roommate... Snow White's gone home! Which is good, that means she's finally back with James, who's her total love at first sight wonderful husband and she has a daughter that maybe she'll get to see now so I'm happy for her. Right, and Al left too, but that was last month. Uh... a few others, but I don't really know the full list.

It makes me curious about something else, though. What do you guys do to show you remember and care about people who you'll probably never see again in this lifetime?

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[caligulas_aquarium]

not happenin
id sooner rip off one of my owwn horns an shovve it up my nook than deal wwith that guy
if this so called MYSTERY MEMO is evven an actual thing id rather be outta the loop thanks

[whatsupcroc]

You know one thing i have got to admire about you guys (I mean trolls right now) is how creative you are with your words! Usually related to a violent action or twelve but it's very interesting to read!

It's okay I can just ask him for you no one should be left out of the loop! It means the mailing list is all wrong!

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell i wwouldnt exactly say ALL of us
but im definitely one a the more vvernacularlly inclined out of us trollwwise
anywway can wwe just cut out the captor speak for the lovve a god i cant evven stand hearin about the guy i dont wwant him havvin a reason to contact me of all things

[whatsupcroc]

Sure! You pick the new topic of conversation.

[caligulas_aquarium]

oh wwoww wway to put a guy on the spot all of a sudden
uh
wwhats wwith the font color
i thought humans dont do the wwhole hemotypin thing
an evven then ought it not to be some sorta red at that

[whatsupcroc]

No, we do colored text for fun but it's not really a blood thing. This is more about the conversation you don't remember us having!

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell wwhat happened
i mean at the vvery least if theres one thing you can remind me of wwithout needin to bring up certain pussvveined indivviduals its a convversation you wwere half a part of one on one

[whatsupcroc]

It wasn't important! You could say it was my first introduction to troll, hmm, customs? Politics? Caste systems?

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell at least you wwent wwith somethin off the spectrum
so i guess you DID learn somethin from it unlike most people

[whatsupcroc]

People learn! They also learn how to ignore what you say 'cause they want to be annoying so I guess that's a thing too!

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell generally speakin i find its the latter a those majority wwise
sometimes i just think folks go outta their wway to think of things to disrespect me wwith considerin the frequency a such happenin all the time

[whatsupcroc]

Couldn't part of that be cultural differences too though? Like I've noticed there's a lot between different human cultures, let alone the stuff that's normal for trolls that so way isn't for me!

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwere not talkin some dumb form a cultural miscommuniation here ok its actual LITERAL lets see howw next wwe can piss eridan off
im talkin actual rejections of offers a good faith wwith no underlyin motivve here for no good reason cant evven be damn nice to these people wwithout gettin them all real asperionary

[whatsupcroc]

Can you give me an example of what you consider to be nice?

[caligulas_aquarium]

there wwas this girl in another univverse wwho uses rifles
an i used to use rifles
so i figure hey
ill givve her mine wwhich is the ultimate rifle in that kind abstratus an better than the piece of shit shes probably usin
an then she goes an tells me she dont like the spirit in wwhich im givvin it to her an outright rejects me on it

i mean i MAY havve thought shed some sorta long standin rivvalry goin on betwween her an her best friend an they wwere tryin to kill each other
an i mighta implied itd givve her an edge in tryin to kill her
but it wwas an honest fuckin mistake i mean seriously

[whatsupcroc]

Sounds like a culture clash to me! Did you get a chance to explain that to her?

[caligulas_aquarium]

course i did
not that it mattered to her she wwas just bein an outright bitch at the time
i mean she evven showwed up here for a bit an wwas samey same all around
made a PROMPT as fuck exit the minute i saww she wwas still up to her usual behavvior