Second Engage ► video

[hateswizards]

[Feed clicks on to a probably somewhat familiar gray-skinned, yellow-horned seatroll with a purple streak through his hair. He looks equal parts extremely irritated and frantic, mouth tight but eyes wide. When he speaks, his voice is level, but it's clear he's distressed.]

And here I'd thought the fun part of this was over with the grand larceny. This is Haruto Souma, even though I look like this. I'm looking for my body--brown hair, tall, extremely good looking. Belt buckle that looks like a hand, lots of rings. Whoever's in there, I need to talk to you. Considering where I've ended up, it's probably Eridan Ampora in there, but just in case it's not...

Please get into contact with me. For your own safety.

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[auxiliary]

The only thing you're superior at is how many bulges you can shove in your mouth.

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[letmetellyouabouthope]

Even if that were true, which it ain't, it beats bein' the best at dyin' all the time.

A.K.A our crownin' champion Sollux-died-more-times-than-anyone-can-count-Captor.

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[auxiliary]

Is that really the best you can do? I call you a bulgeslut and the best you got is saying "well at least I don't shuffle off the mortal coil as much as you do."

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[letmetellyouabouthope]

Please, everyone knows dyin' is the ultimate manner a' failure.

So pass it off as you like, you're still ridiculously worthless on account a' such.

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[auxiliary]

Never heard of "heroic sacrifice" before, huh? That explains a lot.