hateswizards: (are you serious rn)
haruto souma ([personal profile] hateswizards) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2013-03-08 04:19 pm

Second Engage ► video

[Feed clicks on to a probably somewhat familiar gray-skinned, yellow-horned seatroll with a purple streak through his hair. He looks equal parts extremely irritated and frantic, mouth tight but eyes wide. When he speaks, his voice is level, but it's clear he's distressed.]

And here I'd thought the fun part of this was over with the grand larceny. This is Haruto Souma, even though I look like this. I'm looking for my body--brown hair, tall, extremely good looking. Belt buckle that looks like a hand, lots of rings. Whoever's in there, I need to talk to you. Considering where I've ended up, it's probably Eridan Ampora in there, but just in case it's not...

Please get into contact with me. For your own safety.
letmetellyouabouthope: (pic#5813585)

video; 1/2

[personal profile] letmetellyouabouthope 2013-03-08 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[SON OF A BITCH.]
letmetellyouabouthope: (pic#5813846)

[personal profile] letmetellyouabouthope 2013-03-08 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[But this is actually kind of handy because the damn belt won't stop singing at him after he accidentally flicked it into standby mode.

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
]

Hey, Souma, how the fuck do I get this thing to knock it off??
auxiliary: (After they were reassured that I believe)

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[personal profile] auxiliary 2013-03-09 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
...I thought Eridan was Rin, so isn't Rin Eridan? Or things changed again?
letmetellyouabouthope: (Default)

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[personal profile] letmetellyouabouthope 2013-03-09 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Wait...wait, wait, wait, wait, waaaaaaaait yep there we go, it's stopped. Finally.

Anyway-
]

So I'm not goin' crazy after all, huh?

What's the deal?
auxiliary: (After they were reassured that I believe)

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[personal profile] auxiliary 2013-03-09 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
No, I've been in this shitty fucked up body since the mission. So they did change again. Wow, awesome.
auxiliary: (Just stay far away from me)

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[personal profile] auxiliary 2013-03-09 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
I was being sarcastic, but yes, I've seen that guy's outfit. He's my roommate.
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[personal profile] letmetellyouabouthope 2013-03-09 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, for the love of! This is even worse than bein' stuck as...ugh.

[RUNNING HANDS DOWN FACE...]

Well what if I don't got nothin' like that?
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[personal profile] letmetellyouabouthope 2013-03-09 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
It is. I'd be a highblood over some dirtscrapin' human any day.

[A pause, tho]

I really don't, Sou. I got nothin'. No future. Nothin'.
acosmist: (i don't get how you can't see)

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[personal profile] acosmist 2013-03-09 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
"Extremely good looking?"
That's laying it on a little thick
Isn't it
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[personal profile] auxiliary 2013-03-09 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
... Hey, could you do me a favor while you're in that body?
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[personal profile] letmetellyouabouthope 2013-03-10 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Well c'mon, it's pretty much fact bein' a troll is better. You humans are much more fragile, an' weaker - plus you're gonna live about 10,000 years. Give or take.

[NO HE'LL DENY THIS FOREVER.]

I don't.

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[personal profile] letmetellyouabouthope 2013-03-10 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
[duvibnvdfsv offended!!!]

I look great! Better than wearin' some dumbass mop a' rags you call hair. An' seriously, this shit you call an outfit? Downright awful. You got absolutely no taste.

[He ignores most of that but then JUST]

Does it have to be doughnuts? I ain't fond a sweets.
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[personal profile] letmetellyouabouthope 2013-03-10 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
My hair takes time, thanks. Time an' effort. If you define normal by roll outta bed in the mornin' an' figure it looks good, then yeah, your hair's great!

[Probably goes without saying that was sarcastic.]

But look, whatever, just - as long as we're on the subject of "don't do shit to mess up", how are you feelin' right now.

I mean, feelin' particularly uh...angry, or maybe feel like you wanna break somethin'. Hit someone. [maybe kill someone...]

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