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[aithinkthereforeaiam]

Altered states of mind to body relations have been noted and observed. ETA for resolution to current challenge is 120 hours.

Advising that all unwarranted early terminations of members of Administrative Group Initiative will be met with end user tracking and community service hours. For reference, see records on the Baskerville encounter, 01.03.3313.

Comments

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

More than one change of clothing is required?

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

Your statement is unfinished. I am referencing the records on file for one Leo Baskerville, on 01.03.3313.

Demands to immediate satisfaction will not be met. We will operate on a reasonable timeframe due to the restrictions we labor under, and the desire to not cause further harm while handling the disruption revealed in the system by the United Earth. Your cooperation is appreciated.

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

Hardly, as I have no technical mind. Administrative group Initiative has been informed of your regards.

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

You are welcome. Regardless.

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

Would a full technical report be appreciated? I have a secondary file in more entry-level friendly language.

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

Would you like to file a complaint about the response time to complaints with the administrative group Initiative?

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

I will forward your suggestion to administrative group Initiative.

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[botbird]

You have got to be fragging kidding me!

[demonbloodblade]

Depending on hygiene requirements, yes. I would prefer, personally, to take care of the body I am currently in. In addition, some people have a greater sense of smell, and there are times and places where strong body odors are considered exceptionally offensive.

Also... some may not be nearly as used to differences in their bodies as they might be used to, and accidental messes occur.

[chosenpiglet]

Go ahead.

So five days, huh? And you're sure you can fix this?

[lilimited]

I assume you're talking about death, but if I'm wrong, correct me.

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

File incoming.

( the file itself is attached, and includes video footage of the fight in the courtyard the day of new arrivals. Reports on total damages, an autopsy report, and monies paid out to those suffering losses during the encounter are present and itemized.

Along with the short note signed by ten names denoting Leo's "corrective measures" for his "unknowing overreaction to his change in situation." )

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

Fixed and placed beyond the reach of the United Earth as far as their attempts at outright manipulation.

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

I fail to see the problem with this situation.

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

File incoming.

( the file itself is attached, and includes video footage of the fight in the courtyard the day of new arrivals. Reports on total damages, an autopsy report, and monies paid out to those suffering losses during the encounter are present and itemized.

Along with the short note signed by ten names denoting Leo's "corrective measures" for his "unknowing overreaction to his change in situation." )

[hateswizards]

And yet you don't seem to be hurried at all.

Nice to have confirmation you're as callous as I thought.

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

United Earth interference during prior attacks on our networks left a sleeper virus. It activated during initialization for the last transportation. Most side-effects were handled immediately. The particulars of its effects on the end user group Transports was unwitnessed until their return.

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

You are not incorrect.

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

I do not suggest asking me to make sense of arbitrary decisions brewed in organic minds will be of benefit. Amusement, yes. Primarily mine.

[gambat]

Son of a bitch.

What happens if we're not restored in five days?

[nipaas]

Very funny. [:|] I'm 100% human, not to worry.

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

It is curious how assumptions are made by end users. A blind rush will not generate more palatable results, and may in actuality lead to flaws or permanent alterations of end user psyiopsychological states.

This would lead to a mass termination. Such results are not desirable.

[fashionablylate]

That's good to hear. ...Thanks for the work.

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

If worry were something I understood, I would endeavor not to worry.

However, there is no way to fire people from another country. Especially when that country is in possession of the majority power of the world.

I am open to suggestions. What are yours?

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

Organics. Extreme in all of their excretions of bodily fluid. It's perplexing.