one; voice + text

[worldliness]

Hey, I finally got this working!  Kinda embarrassing it took this long. Can't even work stuff like this and I'm not even old....  Wait, wait, I just might be able to make this a lot more interesting.

[there's that tell-tale static of a microphone being turned on.]  Gotcha!  Man, this little thing is so cool!  It still doesn't make up for, you know, any of this.  Honestly, breaking and entering, kidnapping, forced labor...what the heck would they even need with ordinary people?  Wouldn't they want super heroes or trained soldiers instead?  This all seems way too fishy for me.

First things first...where can a guy find a decent meal around here?

Comments

[worldliness]

Guess that's one way to do it.

[inthejunk]

Some people are trying to change it. There's some lawyers here who object. They even had a trial for someone not long after I got here.

[worldliness]

What were they tried for?

I've been waiting so long to do this tag ydek

[inthejunk]

Murder.

today is the day

[worldliness]

[oh. that hits a little close to home.]

...what was the verdict?

Awyeah.

[inthejunk]

Hmm...I think not guilty, maybe? They didn't hang him.

[worldliness]

Small miracles, right?

[inthejunk]

I guess so! Hmm. I don't think he did it, though, you know? He seems like a nice guy to me. He bakes cookies.

[worldliness]

[what a naive kid.] Be careful who you trust, Hanamura. People aren't always what they seem.

[inthejunk]

We're all in the same boat around here.

[worldliness]

All the more for people to take advantage of you.

[inthejunk]

Uh. Maybe. ["If you say so, dude." Is more like it.] Guess it's lucky I don't have anything someone else might want.

[worldliness]

Those headphones of yours are pretty neat....

[inthejunk]

Dude, get your own.

[worldliness]

O-ouch....

[inthejunk]

These aren't cheap.