one; voice + text

[worldliness]

Hey, I finally got this working!  Kinda embarrassing it took this long. Can't even work stuff like this and I'm not even old....  Wait, wait, I just might be able to make this a lot more interesting.

[there's that tell-tale static of a microphone being turned on.]  Gotcha!  Man, this little thing is so cool!  It still doesn't make up for, you know, any of this.  Honestly, breaking and entering, kidnapping, forced labor...what the heck would they even need with ordinary people?  Wouldn't they want super heroes or trained soldiers instead?  This all seems way too fishy for me.

First things first...where can a guy find a decent meal around here?

Comments

[inthejunk]

We're all in the same boat around here.

[worldliness]

All the more for people to take advantage of you.

[inthejunk]

Uh. Maybe. ["If you say so, dude." Is more like it.] Guess it's lucky I don't have anything someone else might want.

[worldliness]

Those headphones of yours are pretty neat....

[inthejunk]

Dude, get your own.

[worldliness]

O-ouch....

[inthejunk]

These aren't cheap.