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[ the video opens up to a very pretty, pink-haired woman. the camera is held above like a sort of myspace angle, with the woman beaming up at the lens. she's dressed rather shockingly, wearing only a black leather jacket that could hardly be called zipped up and no pants ...? no, on closer inspection, she's wearing a pair of lacy panties. (and of course, a pair of ridiculous thigh high stiletto boots.)

she wiggles her fingers at the camera, keeping it at that angle before letting out a long whistle ]

Maa~ Let's play a game. Maybe you've heard of it? It's called Two Truths, One Lie. You tell me three things about yourself, two of them have to be truths, and one has to be a lie!

I want to find the most interesting people in this place! So tell me the most interesting truths -- or lies -- about yourselves! After all, a place that harbors people from so many different corners of the imagination must carry someone fascinating, right?

[ she winks and giggles ]

Maybe I'll give the person I think the most interesting a re ~ ward ~ [ ♥ ]

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dude
im not the one trying to get into a kids pants
i mean
at least im wearing pants
which cant be said for some people
fandango-san

does little red text-chan have a problem with what im wearing hmmmm ???
(￣ω￣;)
maybe he should offer me his pants then !!!
at such a young age he could start to learn how to be a gentleman ... !!! ☆～（ゝ。∂）

see
there you go again trying to get my pants
what is it about my pants that make them so desirable??
besides the fact that they are on my ass
i mean they are made out of the softest threads ever to be crafted and sewn together by the hands of 1000 mystical fairy children
and laundered in the pristine waters of some elven spring at the end of the rainbow opposite of a pot of gold
before they were tugged onto my sweet sweet ass
but still
i mean
a guys got to go a long way to get pants like these
its going to take more than a little fuschia to get them off me

red text-chan talks the talk but why should this swallow believe him ???
ヽ（*ω。）ノ
he cant even win a game
his pants are probably boring and uninteresting !!!
just like him !!! (◕‿◕✿)

man if youre trying for a reverse psychology angle
let me just clear the air right now and say someones already beat you to it
at least youre a lot less verbose than she is
though probably more flighty
hahaha you get it
flighty

you have to work harder than that if you want to do a good bird pun !!!
im still waiting red text-chan !!!
(*´・ｖ・)

Edited 2013-03-07 07:46 (UTC)

that
isnt very reassuring madam magenta
but ok lets do this
1 i am a twin
...

... !!!
ヽ（・＿・；)ノ

2 i am a knight
...

(✖╭╮✖)

3 i am a space pirate

hmm
its either 2 or 3 because you cant be a space pirate and a knight !!!
and a guy like you certainly isnt chivalrous enough for such a role
so im going to say 2

do you hear that

that cracking sound

sorta like when someone wakes up and decides
hey
today
im gonna go and break some china
because idefk i feel like breaking some teacups or something
so they just go and wreck all the fine china
and pretty much snap some plates over their knee

yeah that sound
thats the sweet sweet sound of you totally losing

ah !!!
Σ(-`Д´-ﾉ；)ﾉ
so you are either lying about being a twin or a space pirate !!!
re gar d le ss ~
neither of us have won this game yet !!!

so lets go
hit me up with some sweet truths and lies then
were entrenched in this were doing it
gonna see it through to the end
fyi it was about me being a space pirate
but id be a pretty awesome one if i was

Edited 2013-03-08 04:22 (UTC)

i have a pet bird
i have a pet clock
i have a pet goddess
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wow wat a smooth talker lmao
u go dave

thanks
do i get a cookie??
how about some apple pie

has anyonve ever talked 2 you about your obsession over apple related products
i bet u even used a mac didnt u

haha oh man
rose has already been there and done that
there are only so many allusions to my love for the sacred fruit to some sort of weird phallic symbolism that i can take before i pretty much had to fire her as my psychiatrist
i think at that point she was just fucking with me
anyway needless to say the condition remains happily untreated
besides
an apple a day keeps the doc away

Edited (you did not see html fail) 2013-03-07 07:51 (UTC)

really is that waht rose says
maybe she is onto something i mean shes really smart

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text; LMFAO ITS COO her canon was homestuck before homestuck was homestuck

text; Awesome, now I don't feel so bad B)

text; you should never feel bad lbr

text; But its so hard not to sometimes ;;

text; thats ok let me apologize for simca then

text; lmao omg don't, this is hilarious |D;

text; soulmates.... uwu (jk shes like twice his age)

text; .... ahahaha (he's never letting her live that down)

text; lbr her panties are the only pair hes ever seen on a lady ok

text; ... yeah okay lbr.

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