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[crowing]

MONSTERS
VS
MEN

settle down settle down. this is your benevolent emperor gracing you with his almighty presence through text! please keep calm and hold onto your underwear until youve finished reading this message. there's enough sky king to go around!!!

now more importantly i have a question for the masses. most of you guys are from all kinds of places like places i aint even heard of with all sorts of different rules so theres something i need to know. what makes a monster? and what makes a normal person or being or whatever? just say men to make it simple here. dont muddle the damn question with semantics and shit.

basically yanno what would you say is good or evil?

also!!!!! who is the greatest hero you know of?

p.s. i know you want to answer me but restrain yourselves for the sake of the poll!!

[[ ooc: HOLY SHIT THE TAGGING SPEED ON MY PART HERE IS ATROCIOUS. THANK YOU FOR PUTTING UP WITH ME AND I WILL BACKTAG AS LONG AS YOU GUYS WILL. ♥♥ ]]

Comments

[caligulas_aquarium]

[fortress of toilets...

He actually just ignores that cause Ikki what]

yeah obvviously
but sometimes the people meant to be in charge aint got a plan so you havve to take it upon yourself to do somethin instead
an noone agrees
an all of a sudden youvve killed a bunch of people

hypothetically

[crowing]

( shut up, it's awesome. THE SHIT MANOR. )

hypothetically
the dead people
are they bad guys or what? or were they just pushed off a cliff for being in the way?

[caligulas_aquarium]

they wwere hypothetically killed in hypothetical self defense

[crowing]

dude
then i dont see the problem with this hypothetical

what are you gonna do? just let em kill you instead?

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[caligulas_aquarium]

evveryone pretty much acts like i ought to havve
wwell
trollwwise
obvviously folks wwho wwerent there dont count

private;

[crowing]

trolls are fucking weird
when shit goes down you gotta protect yourself and your own
thats just how it is


who is everyone anyway

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[caligulas_aquarium]

see thats exactly wwhat i DONT get
thats pretty much wwhat wwere fuckin taught to do wwhen it comes dowwn to it back on alternia
its kill or be killed
an wwhen its a psionic and someone aimin to spear you wwith a trident youre hardly gonna stand by an let em do it to you resistanceless like
im guessin its just some sorta sore situation only cause i wwas the one wwho actually survvivved the wwhole ordeal but it still pisses me off
an evveryones exactly as i said pertainin to all the trolls here
so in all honesty i much prefer the company a your sort an others ovver the only remainin members a my owwn damn species at this point

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[crowing]

psionic?

shit dude
you aint on alternia or where ever anymore youre here and the rules are a little different
you won in the end anyway so id chalk it up as a win and let it go
no point in letting losers whine at you when you could be among winners
kind of stupid
i dont hang out with the guys that ive torn apart
they can coo jealously from afar and shit
because i got shit to do
places to conquer!

your sort? storm riders?

[caligulas_aquarium]

yknoww a psionic
shoots lazers outta their eyes
lifts shit wwith their minds
generally insufferable

and wwhat no i wwas talkin about humans an the like
wwhat the fucks a storm rider

[crowing]

dude i dunno what the fuck youre talking about
but they kind of sound awesome
who the hell wouldnt want psychic powers like that

what? i never told you?
shit
storm riders are the best kind of humans
theyre my kind of people
the kind of people who turn and look at fucking death and danger and go
fuck yeah sounds like a wild ride
and theyre always battling for the chance to face the legendary sky king
i mean theyre gonna lose
but its an honour to get their ass kicked by me yanno?

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell plenty a the folks wwho get em generally aint wworth associatin wwith is wwhat im sayin
itd be fine if they got givven to the right sort but thats not howw it wworks or howw it is no more

so wwhat youre basically sayin is theyre all some sorta wwarrior caste vvyin for your position or somethin is that it
so they all basically kick the shit outta each other attemptin to grab hold of a shot at you or wwhat

[crowing]

so did you get any special abilities or what?

yeah man
thats pretty much the main deal about it
youre quick to catch on!

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell i mean as a seadwweller im just hatched biologically superior to my hemoinferiors
they get psychic powwers to make up for the fact theyre otherwwise useless
i mean i beat a psionic once myself anywway they aint all that