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MONSTERS
VS
MEN

settle down settle down. this is your benevolent emperor gracing you with his almighty presence through text! please keep calm and hold onto your underwear until youve finished reading this message. there's enough sky king to go around!!!

now more importantly i have a question for the masses. most of you guys are from all kinds of places like places i aint even heard of with all sorts of different rules so theres something i need to know. what makes a monster? and what makes a normal person or being or whatever? just say men to make it simple here. dont muddle the damn question with semantics and shit.

basically yanno what would you say is good or evil?

also!!!!! who is the greatest hero you know of?

p.s. i know you want to answer me but restrain yourselves for the sake of the poll!!

[[ ooc: HOLY SHIT THE TAGGING SPEED ON MY PART HERE IS ATROCIOUS. THANK YOU FOR PUTTING UP WITH ME AND I WILL BACKTAG AS LONG AS YOU GUYS WILL. ♥♥ ]]

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( he doesn't recognise her as a trainer but he totally knows the card and either she's a really dedicated fake or she's a goddamn trainer. either way pretty much works for him though. )

which one did you get? which one! which ooone!!

[He knows about Pokemon but he doesn't seem to be from her world so may it'd be okay......

It's not like a whole lot of people know the legend, anyway. Just a bunch of rumours one has to dig up.]

A little guy named victini, i really really wanted my emboar here but i've been making do.

ehhhhh

sounds like you screwed

fire types are always better

That's the best part tho

victini is part fire it's awesome

but yeah ia fire types are the best beat the rest burn them dooooown to the ground

how do you know pokemon anyway you seem way too excited to be a trainer yourself

oh yeah it is isnt it
i unno i stopped keeping track of all of em somewhere

there used to be a lot less pokemon!! but i dont know if a junior like you can remember!!

yeaaa my kind of person!! go big and go fire or go home!!

i guess you could say casual fan or something

I heard there used to be like less than 600 known but that seems pretty sketch but not completely out of the picture?? I mean the pokedex professor juniper gave me had like a little over 150 for data entry...

And yeaa fire!! Best!!

Oh like those pokefans they're middle-aged and things you're not an old dude or lady are you

you kids and your newfangled pokemon

whoa no
the hell i am
im still a teenager

They're totally awesome and totally only native to unova ok they're perfect.

A teenager huh that's good i am too, we should hang out or something off the net.

yeah of fucking course

i wanna see your pokemon in action and shit!

Mine doesn't do a whole bunch of fighting [no that's kind of a lie, Victini's fought a little in missions here when Hilda really needed it to] so i don't know how much i can show off!!

it just needs to be alive and real
if its some kind of plush toy or something
then im revoking your right to call yourself a trainer

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