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[osakastrut]

[Bloop. The video turns on to show a shiny new face, a teenage boy who's apparently not completely sure he's doing this thing right. After a moment of scrutinizing the camera he apparently realizes it is in fact recording, and starts talking, the busy market place bustling in the background.]

Uh, hi. I'm Toji. I just got here.

[Yeah, okay. Even he can tell that was basically the lamest intro ever. He grits his teeth a bit and decides to just lay everything down.]

Okay. I'm not gonna pretend I understood halfa what they just told me, but they said they bring a lot of people here, right? From different times and worlds and all that. So that means maybe it's a long shot, but there could be someone here I know.

[Hold on. Someone might misinterpret that. Touji decides to clarify a little, looking just the tiniest bit flustered.]

Not that I need anyone here holdin my hand or nothin, I'm just sayin it'd be nice to see a familiar face.

[A few more moments of deliberation, and Touji changes his mind entirely.]

You know what, forget I asked. Can someone tell me where the best place to get some clothes in this market is? Ones that don't make me look homeless. Wearin this plugsuit everywhere is gettin embarrassing.

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[showmeyourwreath]

Um, it's practical for a lot of situations. It allows for ease of movement and flexibility, and if you need to be quiet and sneak around, you don't need to worry about clothes making noise but ruffling or rubbing against each other. To name a couple.

What's "Rambo", though?

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[osakastrut]

All that don't matter if you die of embarrassment the second the enemy sees ya.

Rambo, you know, those movies where Sylvester Stallone is all alone in Vietnam and kicks ass and takes names in the single most manly coupla hours ever caught on film.

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[showmeyourwreath]

Well, I guess the thing to do is to defeat them and not to die of embarrassment, isn't it?

_{[She giggles a little and winks.]}

I've never heard of him, I'm afraid, but I don't think I would have, thinking about it. Is he an Earth movie star?