voice, all responses voice;

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Say, if you're an alien, I have a question for you. What was your world like? Do you miss it? Please tell me about it if you feel like it. Did you get to fly a space ship? Was that fun? What kind of fun things did you do? Are humans weird? What's the weirdest thing about them? Do you like humans? Did you ever meet humans when you were an alien?

[Okay, that's a bunch of questions. But she doesn't self-correct.]

Also, does anyone here know how to do magic? And if you do, is it magic you can teach to anybody? I think it would be pretty neat to know how to do some magic, and it could come in handy sometime. If you do please let me know.

Comments

[maiinframe]

Greetingth, user Rin. System designation: Helmsman. Ship designation: Battleship Condescension.

[payback]

[This makes slightly more sense. Okay.]

So you're the system.

[maiinframe]

Yeth.

[payback]

Or... Helmsman?

[maiinframe]

[Finally, someone who gets it!]

User Rin may refer to system ath Helmsman, if it pleaseth user.

[payback]

Er. Which one would you like?

[maiinframe]

It maketh no differenthe. User'th preferenthe.

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It's your name.

[maiinframe]

Systemth do not have nameth.

[payback]

Er, well, they don't normally talk either. I think. But maybe Helmsman is fine for now.

[maiinframe]

Ath user Rin wisheth.

[payback]

Just Rin is okay. Nice to meet you!

[maiinframe]

Yeth, User Just Rin. Add user to databankth?

[payback]

No, no, not just Rin. Don't say user. Don't say just. Rin. That's my name.

[maiinframe]

Ith that a command, User Just Rin?

[Sorry, he needs to be specific about this.]

[payback]

I... I guess it's my name so yes?

[maiinframe]

Accepted and entered into databankth.

[payback]

Right! Well... nice to meet you, Helmsman. How long have you been around here?

[maiinframe]

System hath been present for roughly six human weekth.

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How do you like it?

[maiinframe]

It ith acceptable.

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Yeah, it's okay. That's good though. I mean it could be worse.

[maiinframe]

Yeth. It could be worthe.

[payback]

Did you like flying the space ship?

[maiinframe]

System ith not programmed to have liketh or disliketh.