exsilium | [Video] Well this is awkward.

[ Oh hey look, it's Drift. And it appears he's finally given up the gun on the whole trying to pretend he's not a giant awkward robot. He sucks at this whole secret thing. So have a giant robot. ]

So hi there. Uhm. Right. So I'm Drift. And I've got just a few questions.

First is that uh. I'm becoming abundantly aware that I'll probably need to find a better way to fit in here for obvious reasons. I do have something called a "Holoform" which allows me to project a solid holomatter representation of a human. But I'm really. Not a human. So there's that.

I guess what I'm asking is for some help in how humans or organics are really supposed to act.

Second, I'm looking for work. It doesn't actually have to be paid work, but anything I can do to help. My skills lie in.

Uh. Lifting heavy objects, chopping things and... well I'm pretty decent in a fight. So you know. Sparring or training self defense? Anything anyone can think of that they need help with. Please don't hesitate to ask.

[ He's a little desperate to make himself useful. ]

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This is hardly racist, I'm merely stating facts. I haven't commented on my race's superiority over yours at all. Evolution being a part of organic life is the same thing as having a circulatory system. Your species may have it's own example of a circulatory system, but it is not exactly like ours. Evolution should be considered the same. However you were formed, it most likely is not evolution, but something unknown to my species or any organic matter as a whole. [A humph.]

As in, however your species executes such changing behavior, it is something organic matter cannot do, being organic, just like you cannot undergo evolution because it is organic specific.

Hm. Are you an expert on the matter or something? You know nothing of my species besides what I've told you. Perhaps you shouldn't make such assertions until you've studied my race.

I am very well experienced with organic matter, being someone that's had to study it in order to fashion proper robotic components to them to replace lost organic ones. [Robotics, man, it's his life blood.]

[He crosses his arms and sneers.]

I know nothing about your species, though I'm extremely interested. But inorganic material cannot evolve. There has to be something else which is why to proves to be both perplexing and extremely taxing, especially sine you aren't exactly providing any sufficient help.

What you can build differs greatly from the physical characteristics of myself, I can promise you that.

Perhaps I would be more willing if you weren't being so pushy.

I'm not being pushy.

[ He just gives an incredulous look. ]

Hmn. Look, I don't exactly have time for this kind of thing. You're not the first person to tell me this kind of thing, and quite honestly, it's really clouding my aura.

...Aura.

Yes. My holistic energies are really thrown right now.

[ Did he mention that he's a space-hippy? ]

Your holistic energies. What exactly are you talking about.

[.....great.]

You know. Your... your energies. The aura you project!

[ Robo-kook. ]

I do not project an aura.

[Because no one does. Him especially probably, since he's got all these void powers.]

Most species do. But I suppose I don't know what you are, you could be exempt.

[ Don't mind him, this is just his certifiably weird side. ]

Auras aren't a thing that exists. At least not to my kind. [Look, he's trying to be nice now. Maybe your weird fake robot race has auras, but not his.]

And what is your kind, if it's not rude of me to ask?

I am a troll.

Oh. Well, simple enough. What planet are you from?

Alternia.

Hm. Not anywhere I've heard of before this place. I guess there's either an alternate kind of reality or maybe we're just too far apart to know of it's existence.

I would think not. There are many universes and dimensions yet to be explored by even my race.

Makes sense I guess.

Of course it does.