exsilium | [Video] Well this is awkward.

[ Oh hey look, it's Drift. And it appears he's finally given up the gun on the whole trying to pretend he's not a giant awkward robot. He sucks at this whole secret thing. So have a giant robot. ]

So hi there. Uhm. Right. So I'm Drift. And I've got just a few questions.

First is that uh. I'm becoming abundantly aware that I'll probably need to find a better way to fit in here for obvious reasons. I do have something called a "Holoform" which allows me to project a solid holomatter representation of a human. But I'm really. Not a human. So there's that.

I guess what I'm asking is for some help in how humans or organics are really supposed to act.

Second, I'm looking for work. It doesn't actually have to be paid work, but anything I can do to help. My skills lie in.

Uh. Lifting heavy objects, chopping things and... well I'm pretty decent in a fight. So you know. Sparring or training self defense? Anything anyone can think of that they need help with. Please don't hesitate to ask.

[ He's a little desperate to make himself useful. ]

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[ He just gives an incredulous look. ]

Hmn. Look, I don't exactly have time for this kind of thing. You're not the first person to tell me this kind of thing, and quite honestly, it's really clouding my aura.

...Aura.

Yes. My holistic energies are really thrown right now.

[ Did he mention that he's a space-hippy? ]

Your holistic energies. What exactly are you talking about.

[.....great.]

You know. Your... your energies. The aura you project!

[ Robo-kook. ]

I do not project an aura.

[Because no one does. Him especially probably, since he's got all these void powers.]

Most species do. But I suppose I don't know what you are, you could be exempt.

[ Don't mind him, this is just his certifiably weird side. ]

Auras aren't a thing that exists. At least not to my kind. [Look, he's trying to be nice now. Maybe your weird fake robot race has auras, but not his.]

And what is your kind, if it's not rude of me to ask?

I am a troll.

Oh. Well, simple enough. What planet are you from?

Alternia.

Hm. Not anywhere I've heard of before this place. I guess there's either an alternate kind of reality or maybe we're just too far apart to know of it's existence.

I would think not. There are many universes and dimensions yet to be explored by even my race.

Makes sense I guess.

Of course it does.