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[tipsygnostalgia]

hey everyone
i have a IMPORNTANT ANNOUCNEMTN to make
that mission from the other day was a complete succsess
*success
those other teams brough back all sorts of stuff but our team brought back the reals stuff
some quality internt gold ehre check it out

[A link is attached that just plays the hamster dance song in an never ending loops, enjoy it.]

lol its so dumb
actually lmfao'd so much we got sent there to do serious shit and this is what we found
like we actually had trouble w/guards beacause i elled so hard they could hear it
sry 2 my team amtes @ that btw was my bad
we got it sorted tho
because we were awesome B)

anyway enough of that i have something more improtant 2 talk about
do you knooooow what day it almost is??
heres a hint it starts with a v and ends in -alentones day
*tines
and is in 10 days
<33<3<3<33333
what is everyone doing 4 it
got some sweet romantic plans or over the top confessions to dish out? ;)

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[moirailcompass]

:33 < ;33
:33 < i guess you could say yea
:33 < unfurtunately the f33ling isnt mewtual but what can you do?

[tipsygnostalgia]

oh no :(
i know tha feeling well
is it someone i know

[moirailcompass]

:33 < you might

[But she'd rather not say it here and her filtering blows]

[tipsygnostalgia]

hmmmm
is it a troll
is it sollux

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[moirailcompass]

[Well, okay lets try this]

:33 < yes to the furst!
:33 < nope to the second!
:33 < though catpurr can be purrty cute sometimes :PP

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[tipsygnostalgia]

hmm well lets sea
*see
been talking to feferi too long fishpuns everywhere
if its not sollux is it...
equius
oh wait trolls do the boy and girl love dont they it doesnt matter
is it kanaya

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[moirailcompass]

:33 < im sure shes happy about that one :PP
:33 < equius is kinda in one of my quadrants
:33 < but not the flushed one
:33 < nope not kanaya!

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[tipsygnostalgia]

wait what quadrant
i know tis not black bc thats w sollux
and not red so
that leaves pale or clubs

what about karkat the shouty one

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[moirailcompass]

:33 < pale with equius
:33 < but you got it!
:33 < its karcat

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[tipsygnostalgia]

oh i didnt know that
did u know im solluxs moirail now
and omg
i should have guessed that one first because of the name
karCAT hehe
are u gonna tell him
i think you should!
he is in my post talking about sollux jerking off so he obviously needs a lovelife of his own

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[moirailcompass]

:33 < haha yea i s33 :PP
:33 < but as you can also s33 he didnt exactly deny terezi being his gf
:33 < im like 99.99 purrcent sure he likes her
:33 < and if i were to be honest the .01 purrcent is purrobably just wishful thinking
:33 < and i know fur a fact that terezi does like him
:33 < and shes a real good furriend of mine so itd s33m kinda wrong :((

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[tipsygnostalgia]

i liked a guy who didnt like me back
and lieksd someone else
*lieked
it sux major hairballs

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[moirailcompass]

:33 < it really does :((
:33 < if you dont mind my asking who was it?
:33 < do i know them? :oo

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[tipsygnostalgia]

um
ok well this has 2 stay secret
well its not really a secret
but its also not a thing i rly told a lot of ppl here
but its dirk
hes my friend from home

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[moirailcompass]

:33 < im sorry things couldnt have worked out betw33n you two
:33 < but youve found ampurra havent you? :33
:33 < and i purromise i wont tell a single soul!

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[tipsygnostalgia]

its ok i always knew he was as gay as a rainbow anyway
thats not a thing you guys have
the gay thing i mean not the rainbows
did u have rainbobs?
*bows
but he is a dude who only likes other dudes and not girls
so liking him was pretty hopeless lol
but as u said i DID find ampurra here so ;D

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[moirailcompass]

:33 < yea i have heard about that a couple times
:33 < i never really asked befur since i was always afuraid of offending
:33 < and sorry if it does bother you if i ask this
:33 < by why is that a thing?
:33 < i mean
:33 < the whole differentiation
:33 < and yes we did have rainbobs :PP
:33 < though i imagine they purrobably werent regarded all that well

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[tipsygnostalgia]

nah it doesnt bother me
and because
we have our kids different
or grubs w/e u want to call it to understand this better
to make human babies you have 2 have a boy and a girl

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[moirailcompass]

:33 < oooh
:33 < i can s33 why that would follow through then

[Still kinda dumb and unfortunate, but hell if trolls reproduce the human way there would be a distinction as well, not to mention just another thing you could get culled for]

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[tipsygnostalgia]

not all humans do though but i think its the norm
wait
not norm as in i think thats the normal thing to do
but the most common i guess

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[moirailcompass]

:33 < h33h33 x33
:33 < i think i understand!
:33 < what about you roxy? :oo
:33 < i mean i know you have ampurra
:33 < and you liked this other guy
:33 < does that mean you arent attracted to girls? :??
:33 < or is that a thing you shouldnt ask a human?

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[tipsygnostalgia]

no its ok 2 ask
and i dont know
i dont think so
all my friends that r girls i dont feel that way about them
i mean i love hem lots but just in a friendly way
im 99% sure im only into the fellas

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[moirailcompass]

:33 < thanks fur putting up with all my questions x33
:33 < i just find this all really really interesting

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[tipsygnostalgia]

its ok i dont mind giving out all the biloloigal deets in the name of interspecies science
or something