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[tipsygnostalgia]

hey everyone
i have a IMPORNTANT ANNOUCNEMTN to make
that mission from the other day was a complete succsess
*success
those other teams brough back all sorts of stuff but our team brought back the reals stuff
some quality internt gold ehre check it out

[A link is attached that just plays the hamster dance song in an never ending loops, enjoy it.]

lol its so dumb
actually lmfao'd so much we got sent there to do serious shit and this is what we found
like we actually had trouble w/guards beacause i elled so hard they could hear it
sry 2 my team amtes @ that btw was my bad
we got it sorted tho
because we were awesome B)

anyway enough of that i have something more improtant 2 talk about
do you knooooow what day it almost is??
heres a hint it starts with a v and ends in -alentones day
*tines
and is in 10 days
<33<3<3<33333
what is everyone doing 4 it
got some sweet romantic plans or over the top confessions to dish out? ;)

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[moirailcompass]

:33 < pale with equius
:33 < but you got it!
:33 < its karcat

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[tipsygnostalgia]

oh i didnt know that
did u know im solluxs moirail now
and omg
i should have guessed that one first because of the name
karCAT hehe
are u gonna tell him
i think you should!
he is in my post talking about sollux jerking off so he obviously needs a lovelife of his own

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[moirailcompass]

:33 < haha yea i s33 :PP
:33 < but as you can also s33 he didnt exactly deny terezi being his gf
:33 < im like 99.99 purrcent sure he likes her
:33 < and if i were to be honest the .01 purrcent is purrobably just wishful thinking
:33 < and i know fur a fact that terezi does like him
:33 < and shes a real good furriend of mine so itd s33m kinda wrong :((

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[tipsygnostalgia]

i liked a guy who didnt like me back
and lieksd someone else
*lieked
it sux major hairballs

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[moirailcompass]

:33 < it really does :((
:33 < if you dont mind my asking who was it?
:33 < do i know them? :oo

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[tipsygnostalgia]

um
ok well this has 2 stay secret
well its not really a secret
but its also not a thing i rly told a lot of ppl here
but its dirk
hes my friend from home

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[moirailcompass]

:33 < im sorry things couldnt have worked out betw33n you two
:33 < but youve found ampurra havent you? :33
:33 < and i purromise i wont tell a single soul!

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[tipsygnostalgia]

its ok i always knew he was as gay as a rainbow anyway
thats not a thing you guys have
the gay thing i mean not the rainbows
did u have rainbobs?
*bows
but he is a dude who only likes other dudes and not girls
so liking him was pretty hopeless lol
but as u said i DID find ampurra here so ;D

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[moirailcompass]

:33 < yea i have heard about that a couple times
:33 < i never really asked befur since i was always afuraid of offending
:33 < and sorry if it does bother you if i ask this
:33 < by why is that a thing?
:33 < i mean
:33 < the whole differentiation
:33 < and yes we did have rainbobs :PP
:33 < though i imagine they purrobably werent regarded all that well

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[tipsygnostalgia]

nah it doesnt bother me
and because
we have our kids different
or grubs w/e u want to call it to understand this better
to make human babies you have 2 have a boy and a girl

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[moirailcompass]

:33 < oooh
:33 < i can s33 why that would follow through then

[Still kinda dumb and unfortunate, but hell if trolls reproduce the human way there would be a distinction as well, not to mention just another thing you could get culled for]

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[tipsygnostalgia]

not all humans do though but i think its the norm
wait
not norm as in i think thats the normal thing to do
but the most common i guess

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[moirailcompass]

:33 < h33h33 x33
:33 < i think i understand!
:33 < what about you roxy? :oo
:33 < i mean i know you have ampurra
:33 < and you liked this other guy
:33 < does that mean you arent attracted to girls? :??
:33 < or is that a thing you shouldnt ask a human?

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[tipsygnostalgia]

no its ok 2 ask
and i dont know
i dont think so
all my friends that r girls i dont feel that way about them
i mean i love hem lots but just in a friendly way
im 99% sure im only into the fellas

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[moirailcompass]

:33 < thanks fur putting up with all my questions x33
:33 < i just find this all really really interesting

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[tipsygnostalgia]

its ok i dont mind giving out all the biloloigal deets in the name of interspecies science
or something