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[tipsygnostalgia]

hey everyone
i have a IMPORNTANT ANNOUCNEMTN to make
that mission from the other day was a complete succsess
*success
those other teams brough back all sorts of stuff but our team brought back the reals stuff
some quality internt gold ehre check it out

[A link is attached that just plays the hamster dance song in an never ending loops, enjoy it.]

lol its so dumb
actually lmfao'd so much we got sent there to do serious shit and this is what we found
like we actually had trouble w/guards beacause i elled so hard they could hear it
sry 2 my team amtes @ that btw was my bad
we got it sorted tho
because we were awesome B)

anyway enough of that i have something more improtant 2 talk about
do you knooooow what day it almost is??
heres a hint it starts with a v and ends in -alentones day
*tines
and is in 10 days
<33<3<3<33333
what is everyone doing 4 it
got some sweet romantic plans or over the top confessions to dish out? ;)

Comments

[crusthatecean]

TWO TYPES. THERE MAY BE FOUR, BUT ONLY TWO INVOLVE ANYTHING EMOTION LIKE YOUR HUMAN LOVE.

BUT THANKS FOR CLARIFYING. IT'S JUST ABOUT CONFESSING? OR IS IT THE ROMANTIC GESTURE ONCE THE RELATIONSHIP IS ALREADY ESTABLISHED?

[tipsygnostalgia]

both
like if u want to date someone u give them a card or a gift or something
but you also do it if youre already going out
like give flowers or a card
or just spend the evening togerher doing something romantic ;D

[crusthatecean]

THAT SOUNDS OKAY. AS FAR AS A HOLIDAY GOES.

[tipsygnostalgia]

so do u have any plans :3

[crusthatecean]

NO.

THAT I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT IT ASIDE, I'D RATHER FLAY MYSELF ALIVE THAN PURSUE ANY OF THESE IDIOTS RED.

[biwinning]

what he mean2 ii2 hii2 gf ii2n't here.

[crusthatecean]

FUCK YOU, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN.

[biwinning]

her name'2 pyrope iif you ever 2ee her around, rx.

[tipsygnostalgia]

ohhhh
pyrpoe got it ;D
*pyrope

[crusthatecean]

WATCH OUT FOR SOLLUX'S GIRLFRIEND, TOO. HER NAME IS SOLLUX'S HOOF ENCASEMENT TUBE.

[tipsygnostalgia]

hey dont talk shit about feferi shes great

[crusthatecean]

OH, FEFERI'S FINE. BUT AS FOR SOLLUX'S UNFAITHFUL DALLIANCES WITH HER STOLEN WOBBLE RUCKSACK, I CAN'T SAY THE SAME.

[tipsygnostalgia]

her what

[crusthatecean]

HER HEFT SATCHELS.

WHAT I'M SAYING IS, SOMEONE CAN'T TALK ABOUT WHAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE OTHER PEOPLE'S QUADRANT SITUATIONS WHEN IT'S A WONDER THEY HAVEN'T WORN THEIR OWN BULGE DOWN TO A PERMANENT CAKE OF SLIM ON THEIR PALMS.

[tipsygnostalgia]

are u talking about sollux touching boobs
are you jealous

[crusthatecean]

NO, I'M TALKING ABOUT SOLLUX'S DISGUSTING MASTURBATORY HABITS, WHICH MIGHT BE TRIGGERED BY THE THOUGHT HE'D EVER BE ABLE TO TOUCH "BOOBS."

[tipsygnostalgia]

no im pretty sure he thinks about twins when he does that
mayebe twin feferis or somthing

[crusthatecean]

YEAH, I HAVE NO IDEA. HE HAS TOO MANY BIZARRE FETISHES TO KEEP TRACK OF.

[tipsygnostalgia]

so do you normally stumble in conversations to discuss what sollux jerks off to
is that like
a thing you do

[fintastic]

O)( no, )(e is quite able!
But t)(e conc)(cern is apperc)(iated.
It was a very clever diversion tactic, too!
No wonder you were our leader.

38)

[crusthatecean]

[Oops caught talking about Sollux jacking it with your bra]

OH. HEY.
THIS WAS JUST HYPOTHETICAL.
I'M NOT TRYING TO DIVERT FROM ANYTHING.

[fintastic]

T)(en w)(at W-ER-E you doing??
And w)(y were my underwear involved? 38P