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[tipsygnostalgia]

hey everyone
i have a IMPORNTANT ANNOUCNEMTN to make
that mission from the other day was a complete succsess
*success
those other teams brough back all sorts of stuff but our team brought back the reals stuff
some quality internt gold ehre check it out

[A link is attached that just plays the hamster dance song in an never ending loops, enjoy it.]

lol its so dumb
actually lmfao'd so much we got sent there to do serious shit and this is what we found
like we actually had trouble w/guards beacause i elled so hard they could hear it
sry 2 my team amtes @ that btw was my bad
we got it sorted tho
because we were awesome B)

anyway enough of that i have something more improtant 2 talk about
do you knooooow what day it almost is??
heres a hint it starts with a v and ends in -alentones day
*tines
and is in 10 days
<33<3<3<33333
what is everyone doing 4 it
got some sweet romantic plans or over the top confessions to dish out? ;)

Comments

[crusthatecean]

THAT SOUNDS OKAY. AS FAR AS A HOLIDAY GOES.

[tipsygnostalgia]

so do u have any plans :3

[crusthatecean]

NO.

THAT I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT IT ASIDE, I'D RATHER FLAY MYSELF ALIVE THAN PURSUE ANY OF THESE IDIOTS RED.

[biwinning]

what he mean2 ii2 hii2 gf ii2n't here.

[crusthatecean]

FUCK YOU, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN.

[biwinning]

her name'2 pyrope iif you ever 2ee her around, rx.

[tipsygnostalgia]

ohhhh
pyrpoe got it ;D
*pyrope

[crusthatecean]

WATCH OUT FOR SOLLUX'S GIRLFRIEND, TOO. HER NAME IS SOLLUX'S HOOF ENCASEMENT TUBE.

[tipsygnostalgia]

hey dont talk shit about feferi shes great

[crusthatecean]

OH, FEFERI'S FINE. BUT AS FOR SOLLUX'S UNFAITHFUL DALLIANCES WITH HER STOLEN WOBBLE RUCKSACK, I CAN'T SAY THE SAME.

[tipsygnostalgia]

her what

[crusthatecean]

HER HEFT SATCHELS.

WHAT I'M SAYING IS, SOMEONE CAN'T TALK ABOUT WHAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE OTHER PEOPLE'S QUADRANT SITUATIONS WHEN IT'S A WONDER THEY HAVEN'T WORN THEIR OWN BULGE DOWN TO A PERMANENT CAKE OF SLIM ON THEIR PALMS.

[tipsygnostalgia]

are u talking about sollux touching boobs
are you jealous

[crusthatecean]

NO, I'M TALKING ABOUT SOLLUX'S DISGUSTING MASTURBATORY HABITS, WHICH MIGHT BE TRIGGERED BY THE THOUGHT HE'D EVER BE ABLE TO TOUCH "BOOBS."

[tipsygnostalgia]

no im pretty sure he thinks about twins when he does that
mayebe twin feferis or somthing

[crusthatecean]

YEAH, I HAVE NO IDEA. HE HAS TOO MANY BIZARRE FETISHES TO KEEP TRACK OF.

[tipsygnostalgia]

so do you normally stumble in conversations to discuss what sollux jerks off to
is that like
a thing you do

[fintastic]

O)( no, )(e is quite able!
But t)(e conc)(cern is apperc)(iated.
It was a very clever diversion tactic, too!
No wonder you were our leader.

38)

[crusthatecean]

[Oops caught talking about Sollux jacking it with your bra]

OH. HEY.
THIS WAS JUST HYPOTHETICAL.
I'M NOT TRYING TO DIVERT FROM ANYTHING.

[fintastic]

T)(en w)(at W-ER-E you doing??
And w)(y were my underwear involved? 38P