10 △ VIDEO; looking fine and augmented

[neveraskedforthis]

[ Considering Adam spent the last two weeks as his old self, that is, the person he was before this and that incident, he takes it remarkably well. The memory of actual, feeling hands is still fresh in his mind, although he hadn't even been able to appreciate it much due to it having been nothing special at the time. It's easier to compare now, however—flesh to metal, feeling to unfeeling, weak to powerful. And for once, the lingering emotion of something having been taken from him against his will doesn't flare up again.

It's different. Much like a disabled person revisits the memory and place where everything happened and changed to maybe, finally, find some closure.

Things happen.

You don't always get a say in it. All you can do is deal, adapt and progress, because ultimately, that's what life has always been about. ]

***


I see everyone's quick to mope or make apologies. Excuse me if I refrain from joining your ranks this time, seeing as I came out of this with a few cute girls, free meals and a videogame—all things I didn't ask for, but I'm still not sharing. The game, maybe, if you ask nicely, but it's somewhat dated. So unless you can appreciate classics, don't even bother.

[ HI everyone did you miss this butt he's sure you did. ]

Oh, and here's your general PSA, directed at no one in particular, especially not the guys around the precinct: get into the habits of locking your tablets if you're just gonna leave 'em lying around. The next time I find one I'm gonna post the entirety of its porn folder to the network tagged with your name. And before you go, oh, that silly Adam Jensen, of course my porn folder is locked and hidden slash I'm an innocent virgin who doesn't even have a porn folder, honest--

Don't make the mistake of thinking that's gonna stop me.


[ Private to Samus ]

You free tonight?

Comments

[tipsygnostalgia]

oh shit yea it does
can i have it
i would play the CRAP out of some asternoids

[neveraskedforthis]

i totally would, but some jerkface might have an aneurysm if i share it, so i guess my little asteroids party is gonna stay private for now.

[tipsygnostalgia]

what jerkface
whoever it is dont listen 2 them this needs to be shared
do u know how many ppl here dont even KNOW what a videogame is
it is v sad and must be fuxed
*fixed

[neveraskedforthis]

well, cant argue with that. as for the jerkface, looks like a rhino and [ brief delay ] type2 liike thii2

so you best go complain to him about this sad state of affairs.

[tipsygnostalgia]

oh
lmfao thats just sollux
its ok u can give it 2 me he will say its fine
or iit2 fiine

[neveraskedforthis]

well in that case, he's got the original game, i just made a back up. so you may as well ask him.

[tipsygnostalgia]

ok i will go ask him
and by that i mean send him a txt about 10 lilnes above this one
so was asteroids the only one u found or what
we didnt get shit apart from some hamster song

[neveraskedforthis]

as far as i know.

what, no nyancat? bummer.

[tipsygnostalgia]

sadly no
i got my hopes up 2 actually went looking for it
but that happy poptart kitty is an elusive one
:(

[neveraskedforthis]

well try harder next time, yeah? people were able to pull so much crap outta that system im really disappointed we didn't get more good crap.

[tipsygnostalgia]

hey speak 4 yourself
you cant comaplin @ me for not bringing nyan cat when you got astroids but no super mario or earthbound
they should fun a trip back in time
where the only purpose is to go raid the internet or good things to bring back here
make backups of youtibe or reddit
*tube
this place would be so much more fun then
i miss the intertnet

[neveraskedforthis]

asteroids a classic. could've gotten something way shittier.

and you guys still used youtube and reddit? whats else, myspace?

[tipsygnostalgia]

no
well actually there wasnt any uptodate internet where i was from
but i had this alien tech that worked sort of like a internet time amchine?
like i could text my friends + look up stuff that was from centuries b efore
sort of how theres old website casche here except nowhere near as shitty as this

[neveraskedforthis]

well the initiative does have a time machine. maybe they've never even thought about doing modifications like this, it might be possible for all you know.

[tipsygnostalgia]

we dhoulf
*shoudl
**should gdi
ask about it next time we get the chance
!!

[neveraskedforthis]

guess that's one way of getting some entertainment out of this time travelling business if it works.

do you always have this much trouble typing or are you just drunk?

[tipsygnostalgia]

i am drunkj
so drunk lol
just sitting here listeinign to my hamseter dong + mixing up some sweet elixers
*song

[neveraskedforthis]

yeah? what kind of 'elixirs'.

[tipsygnostalgia]

martini
vodka martinis
shaken not stirred
or sometimes stirred not shaken for some variety
janes bond would b so proud
he coudl only WISH someone would make him one as good as i make them

[neveraskedforthis]

yeah, he probably would. too bad he's not around anymore.

but as far as i'm concerned, that's just a lot of hot air until you actually have something to show for it.

[tipsygnostalgia]

is this u tryigng to say you want one
if i give you some are you going to talk about anal probing porn again [SHE REMEMBERS THAT.]

[neveraskedforthis]

[ oh nooooo. ]

do i have to? i already shudder at the thought that someone might actually have porn of that in their folder. some people have really weird kinks.

[tipsygnostalgia]

no
actually i would b perfectly fine in not bringing up that certian conversaiton agian
besides
theres so much stuff to talk about thats way better than that

[neveraskedforthis]

well that's a relief.

what do you prefer to talk about. besides booze, though i dont mind talking booze at all.

[tipsygnostalgia]

computer stuff
did u know my coding cred is totes redic
hard 2 find someone that can beat me in that
ans science
science is cool especaually when done with cats
and idk
games
these r all things i dont do so much now that im here tho