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[supitslilith]

[As background noise to Lilith's frantic chattering, there's the loud revving of what seems to be a very large chainsaw. The fact that she's either running or getting out of breath is also clear in her voice.

Truth be told, she's chasing after something. And on her first day here. Impressive business, Lilith.]

Hey! Hey, I uh, I kind of need some help here. I'm new to this place and I got that sentient weapon and everything and I picked out this really badass one I mean, it is totally swank. It's probably one of the coolest things I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot of shit.

Oh, but anyway, I revved it up and it's got a helluva lot more kick to it than I thought it would and it kind of got away from me. It's also pretty sharp. I mean, it cut up this lamp post-looking thing pretty quickly and now it's just sort of flailing around ruining the ground even more. I tried shooting at it but I think that just made it angrier or something. I tried apologizing and told it that it needs to stop, but it's not really doing that and I can't really grab it I mean I'm pretty sure if it's pissed it'll just cut my freakin' hand off and I sort of like my hands.

So uh, can anyone give me a hand here?

[There's a pause.]

I don't mean actually giving me your hand, I meant help.

ooc: so Lilith has lost control of her sentient weapon! It's a chainsaw katana, something along the lines of this. People are welcome to find her with action tags or whatever!

Comments

[gates_of_babylon]

I see. [Laughing a bit, Gilgamesh turned his hand over. Dozens of twisted, glowing swords, spears, axes and maces began to pour out of the air, hanging in silence as he responded.]

You mean 'strength'. If such is the case, then you'll find that every weapon in my endless armory is the best. If that is what you mean by 'badass', then I only own the pristine examples of such a thing.

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[supitslilith]

Floating swords and stuff are pretty cool. I dunno about badass, but pretty cool. Cool stuff, man.

[gates_of_babylon]

Tcch. [Some stranger not being impressed? Goddamn it.]

What a meaningless word, then. If you can choose the meaning of it at will, what's the point?

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[supitslilith]

[Lilith is the most important stranger to impress!]

Hey man, I don't make up the rules of badass, I just follow them. And my gut. Mostly my gut.

[gates_of_babylon]

And who exactly are you, to hold such a lofty opinion of the word? [X-Box Live Gold Account.]

Someone who can't keep track of their own weapon?

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[supitslilith]

The name's Lilith, and that was just a one-time thing.

[gates_of_babylon]

Such a slovenly shouldn't happen in the first place. Is that how you treat gifts you've received?

Especially one you hold with high regard.

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[supitslilith]

I said it was just a one-time thing. How was I supposed to know what it was going to do?

[gates_of_babylon]

Hmph. Be more careful with it. At the very least, do your best to never repeat it. To drop your favored weapon is the same as begging for death.

[supitslilith]

I didn't drop it, it got away from me.

It's totally different.

[gates_of_babylon]

... [Chainsaw.] Invest in a wrist-strap.