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[fintastic]

[ Scene: a kitchen. Someone, the focus of the camera, is in the middle of attempting to put on a sweater-- a box and wrapping paper are off to the side. ]

I promise it is going to look great on you! I saw it and I knew you had to have it.

I-- really don't think I need--

[ The sweater gets pulled all the way on, at which point Bariyan looks down at himself and sighs. He tugs in defeat at the bottom-most sweater-cat.

Then he looks up, straight into the camera. He blinks. Horror flickers across his face. ]

What are you doing with that.

[ Feferi just laughs from behind the camera, completely innocent, no mischief here, no way. ]

Nothing. Say hello to everyone!

[ Instead of saying anything, Bariyan continues to stare dead-eyed into the camera. Then he points at it. ]

You are not putting this on the network.

[ But Bariyan knows that fish princess does what fish princess wants. So he follows that up with a heavy sigh, and proceeds to drag himself out of the kitchen in an attempt to escape filming.

Poor Bariyan. As he trudges off, Feferi turns the camera around and gives it a smile. ]

Okay, will someone help me out here and tell him how cute he looks?

Comments

[stonefaith]

Easiest to just put on the sweater, I find.

[ HASTILY, because this is public ]

Not that it's a bad sweater.

[onemoredeath]

As I said, it takes a real man to wear it and not let the snickers of others bother you.

[stonefaith]

[ SIGH. ] Snickers are nothing. I've handled worse.

[onemoredeath]

I suppose you have.

[stonefaith]

I should think most of us have handled worse than public embarrassment.

[ still sucks though. still sucks ]

[onemoredeath]

That is true as well. At least this kind of public embarrassment is nothing. She could have made you wear a string bikini after all.

[stonefaith]

[ BLANK

STARE

then, mumbling, as if to himself: ]

I don't think that even Eridan would take any joy from that....

[onemoredeath]

You never know with women.

[stonefaith]

Fairly certain I know with that one.

No, thankfully this sweater is it. Hardly as terrible as... what you said.

[onemoredeath]

That is something to be glad of.