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[ Scene: a kitchen. Someone, the focus of the camera, is in the middle of attempting to put on a sweater-- a box and wrapping paper are off to the side. ]

I promise it is going to look great on you! I saw it and I knew you had to have it.

I-- really don't think I need--

[ The sweater gets pulled all the way on, at which point Bariyan looks down at himself and sighs. He tugs in defeat at the bottom-most sweater-cat.

Then he looks up, straight into the camera. He blinks. Horror flickers across his face. ]

What are you doing with that.

[ Feferi just laughs from behind the camera, completely innocent, no mischief here, no way. ]

Nothing. Say hello to everyone!

[ Instead of saying anything, Bariyan continues to stare dead-eyed into the camera. Then he points at it. ]

You are not putting this on the network.

[ But Bariyan knows that fish princess does what fish princess wants. So he follows that up with a heavy sigh, and proceeds to drag himself out of the kitchen in an attempt to escape filming.

Poor Bariyan. As he trudges off, Feferi turns the camera around and gives it a smile. ]

Okay, will someone help me out here and tell him how cute he looks?

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[NOTHING BUT THE SOUND OF LAUGHTER

FEF

FEF UR THE BEST OK]

What's so funny?

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I'm glad you're amused, at least.

[ GOD OF ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HAD TO SEE THIS ]

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[ Yeah he hears Feferi talking into the tablet afterwards, but he doesn't stick around long enough to listen. He disappears into the hall, makes to take the sweater off, and then pauses.

No. Wait. That might make Feferi unhappy. Dammit. ]

[ PEERING INTO THE HALL. She saw that!! ]

Do you not like it?

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[NOTHING BUT HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE LAUGHTER. With the very familiar death knight reverberation, of course.]

[ KOLTIRA NO GET OUT DON'T LOOK AT ME ]

Not you too. [ GROAN. ]

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You like it, huh? I'll get you one, too!

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I get to use this icon a lot, I love it

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it is v sinister X)

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It takes a real man to wear something like that.

[ what's this. you sassin' him? HE CAN'T TELL. ]

Or a very insistent troll girl.

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Yes! You understand me!

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It looks really nice!

( ACTUALLY MEANS IT )

[ YOU GET VIDEO, BECAUSE HE LIKES YOU. he's still wearing the sweater. he thinks... he's obligated... to wear it for the rest of the day....

And he still looks embarrassed about it. ]

Thank you, Ranka. That's kind of you to say.

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Thank you. I knew there were at least a few sensible types around here.

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[ NO ]

[ OH GOD NO DON'T LOOK SON ]

[ DAMMIT. ]

Hello, Martin.

[ just gonna... awkwardly... keep staring off to the right.... ]

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Go on! Tell us what you think!

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Oh snap. That sweater is baller, you've got to wear it forever.

I think it's a "special occasions only" type of sweater, really.

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What a lovely outfit.

[HAH

HAH

HAH]

I picked it out myself! It complements his eyes, right?

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[Headtilt.

Headtilt the other way.]

...It's... not... evil?

...I know people that would wear it.

[She decides not to mention that these people would just need to be told it's high fashion in some remote kingdom and decide it's fashionable for the season, even if they thought it was horrible.]

Why would it be evil? Can a sweater even be evil?

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He really doesn't have any holiday spirit.

[ yes, because she's one to talk. ]

It's okay, I )(ave enoug)( for us bot)(.
I t)(ink??

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[ she leans in close, staring ]

Yoo, that is the ugliest glubbin' sweater I ever did see. Fuck.

Would you like one too?

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He's never looked better.

Let's just say t)(ere is a lot of room for improvement!
So it wasn't t)(at )(ard.

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