001 | day after zombies

[skyentific]

[A slightly pale and more-than-slightly displeased Ema greets the screen. It looks like she may have had one or two or three narrow escapes from undead.]

This is a really nice way to bring us in here... Oh, it's on already--? [she clears her throat and launches in with barely a preamable.]

I'm Detective Ema Skye... I have a question. So we've pretty much taken care of those... zombie-things now, right? [she ticks off on her fingers:] Also, we heard that animals were the disease vectors, and that something called "holy magic" [she wrinkles her nose at that] can cure them.

That's all well and good...But has anyone done a real forensic investigation? We could trace this back to the source, or at least figure out how it happened... [Her displeasure seems to melt away rather quickly.] It's all part of the power of science!

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[video]

[zuulsmellpooplord]

[it's never too young to begin one's first foray into the wide-world of cloning and sendificating.]

Sure they would! Dave would know, because he's here, and he'd be a pretty bad best friend if he forgot it. I haven't seen him for a while though, so I'm kind of hoping he isn't a zombie or something.

[video]

[skyentific]

... Kind of?

Well, keep your old one, then. Keep track of both. That would be the most scientific thing to do.

[video]

[zuulsmellpooplord]

If anyone can handle being a zombie and not being totally gross, it is probably Dave, but don't tell him I said that because it will go to his head which will probably explode from being too full of himself.

You are really really into the science thing.

[video]

[skyentific]

It's the best way to look at life! I might as well say that you're really into movies.

[fidget...] ... And besides, I don't even know what that means. Why would this Dave be able to pull off being a zombie?

[video]

[zuulsmellpooplord]

I guess I used to be. I dunno about now, but I still think you'd have to be pretty lame to have never even seen one zombie movie.

And I dunno specifically! It just seems like a thing he would be able to do.

[video]

[skyentific]

[She doesn't know what to say to the second part, so, um--]

W-Well, I'm not lame! Of course I've seen at least one zombie movie. It's just that most of them are so...

[...] Well, after this it's hard to say inaccurate, but... you know what I mean. Something like the Steel Samurai is more fun and more explicitly fanciful.