001 | day after zombies

[skyentific]

[A slightly pale and more-than-slightly displeased Ema greets the screen. It looks like she may have had one or two or three narrow escapes from undead.]

This is a really nice way to bring us in here... Oh, it's on already--? [she clears her throat and launches in with barely a preamable.]

I'm Detective Ema Skye... I have a question. So we've pretty much taken care of those... zombie-things now, right? [she ticks off on her fingers:] Also, we heard that animals were the disease vectors, and that something called "holy magic" [she wrinkles her nose at that] can cure them.

That's all well and good...But has anyone done a real forensic investigation? We could trace this back to the source, or at least figure out how it happened... [Her displeasure seems to melt away rather quickly.] It's all part of the power of science!

Comments

[Video]

[asskickersunite]

Seems like some dudes are already hot on the trail of the motherfucker who did it. Plus I'm not all that keen on strapping a zombie to a table in case it gets back up again.

Either way, good to meet you kid. Name's Eddie Riggs, you might have seen me dive bombing zombies and shooting lightning at them.

[For now? Eddie's just having a quiet smoke.]

[Video]

[skyentific]

[Oh.]

Well, that's what the straps are for, right? But if they already know who did it, we still should figure out how. Obviously, we need people who can [what...?] dive bomb zombies, but it's better if it just doesn't happen again period.

[Video]

[asskickersunite]

If I had to guess, probably magic. I mean, shit, if I have a guitar solo that can summon a flaming zeppelin from nothing, some asshole being able to raise the dead with a snap of his fingers doesn't seem so far fetched, does it?

[Video]

[skyentific]

...You what? You're another one of those glimmerous rock musicians?

[Video]

[asskickersunite]

Me? Hell no, I'm just a roadie. I can play the guitar pretty well, but my job is to build or fix shit for other people.

[Video]

[skyentific]

Well, that's better...

A-Anyway, I'm sure there's some more scientific explanation behind it than snapping fingers.