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001 | day after zombies

[A slightly pale and more-than-slightly displeased Ema greets the screen. It looks like she may have had one or two or three narrow escapes from undead.]

This is a really nice way to bring us in here... Oh, it's on already--? [she clears her throat and launches in with barely a preamable.]

I'm Detective Ema Skye... I have a question. So we've pretty much taken care of those... zombie-things now, right? [she ticks off on her fingers:] Also, we heard that animals were the disease vectors, and that something called "holy magic" [she wrinkles her nose at that] can cure them.

That's all well and good...But has anyone done a real forensic investigation? We could trace this back to the source, or at least figure out how it happened... [Her displeasure seems to melt away rather quickly.] It's all part of the power of science!

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D --> From what I have e%perienced here, it will most likely pass and thing will once again go back to how it was
D --> The Initiative will not stand for the majority of it's ranks being mindless
D --> Also, it 100ks like people that die here revive, so those that are killed now will most likely be fine once they've been thoroughly e%ecuted

[Okay, but...]

I'm sorry - is something wrong with your device?

[putting aside the... somewhat disturbing content for a moment.]

[Give him a moment, he's busy sighing about having to do this ridiculous conversation again and debating on if he wants to even give it the time.]

D --> No

[yup cultural sensitivity is at an all-time low here.]

Are you sure? Because there's a "d" and an arrow or something, and then there were replacements of characters. Scientifically speaking, it points to some systematic alteration.

[He is so very tired of this subject. But it's very quickly taking the form of anger.]

D --> I already said no you f001ish ninny
D --> Any e%amples of replacement or alterations are strictly done by me purposely

[Foolish ninny?! FLAME WAR TIME]

Well, it's a perfectly reasonable question! Between the hypothesis that there's an error and the hypothesis that you're doing bizarre stuff on purpose, the first one is way more likely! How would I know?!

D --> No, it's not a perfectly reasonable question considering the e%tent of my kind that's here and use typing quir% regularily
D --> The fact that you had to ask brings to light how e%ecrable of a detective you must be
D --> Simply paying attention or doing e%tensive research in the network archives would have already answered your ridiculous question which only proved to waste my precious time

I just got here! You know what's a waste of your "precious time"? Replacing every "x" you write with a percent sign, putting a D before everything you type, which was probably the grade you got in basic language skills. And nothing you said initially was anything you couldn't find out from the network archives either, so you were wasting your own time from the beginning. Idiot.

D --> That's hardly a waste of my time because I don't have to think about such small details, I simply do it because I'm very intelligent and quick with my hands
D --> And speak for your own culture you repulsive shrew, quir% are an e%plicit part of my culture and are to be respected, especially by my race, which is why I continue doing such a thing
D --> Judging by how you had to ask about my quirk, I wasn't wasting my time telling you what I did initially because you're an idiot

Well if they're to be respected, maybe you should respect people asking about them instead of being a snootiferous dumbwit! The only thing you've been quick with so far is that. And what race are you even talking about?

D --> I don't
D --> I'm a troll

Why am I not surprised

D --> What

A troll! That's exactly what you sound like.

D --> Yes, e%actly, because I am a troll

[This does not seem to be going anywhere scientific.]

Well, if you can't help it, you can't help it. Fine, you're a troll and your culture requires you to type weirdly. Anything else I should know?

D --> I can't help what race as I was hatched as, no, you are correct, though you don't have to be a genius to recognize that
D --> No, not about me, infact those two point have nothing to do with why this conversation was started
D --> You are f001ishly wasting both of our time now you ridiculous e%cuse for a detective

Good thing it's your useless time, then. If you don't have anything more useful to say than "I'm a baby and I'll let the Initiative take care of it," just get out.

D --> The possibility of me being a baby is impossible
D --> Also what could you possibly do to stop something like this, you haven't presented any abilities or e%amples of reasons why I should assist you any further in this e%ploration of yours
D --> A proof of competence needs to be earned

[uuuuuurgh]

If it's impossible, you shouldn't have called it a possibility. I've had years of experience with forensics and I don't need your approval. Now I've had enough of your pointless taunts. Be quiet. Get out of here.

D --> How dare you command me in such a way

D --> I order you to repeat yourself, and this time with more unbridled force

You can't order me to do anything, idiot. Don't like it? Then SHUT UP AND GET

[wait what did that second message say.

typo? cultural thing? what?

well she's not asking.]

OUT OF MY POST.

[And you won't get a reply!]

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