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exsilium2012-12-16 08:32 pm
skyentific) wrote in exsilium2012-12-16 08:32 pm
001 | day after zombies
[A slightly pale and more-than-slightly displeased Ema greets the screen. It looks like she may have had one or two or three narrow escapes from undead.]
This is a really nice way to bring us in here... Oh, it's on already--? [she clears her throat and launches in with barely a preamable.]
I'm Detective Ema Skye... I have a question. So we've pretty much taken care of those... zombie-things now, right? [she ticks off on her fingers:] Also, we heard that animals were the disease vectors, and that something called "holy magic" [she wrinkles her nose at that] can cure them.
That's all well and good...But has anyone done a real forensic investigation? We could trace this back to the source, or at least figure out how it happened... [Her displeasure seems to melt away rather quickly.] It's all part of the power of science!
This is a really nice way to bring us in here... Oh, it's on already--? [she clears her throat and launches in with barely a preamable.]
I'm Detective Ema Skye... I have a question. So we've pretty much taken care of those... zombie-things now, right? [she ticks off on her fingers:] Also, we heard that animals were the disease vectors, and that something called "holy magic" [she wrinkles her nose at that] can cure them.
That's all well and good...But has anyone done a real forensic investigation? We could trace this back to the source, or at least figure out how it happened... [Her displeasure seems to melt away rather quickly.] It's all part of the power of science!
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Well, let me save you some time. It's a frickin' zombie. Or it was anyway before I redeaded it.
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That's not the point. I know what it is. We need to know where it came from.
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W-What is wrong with you people!? Movies are not real life!
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But seriously, lady. If there's one thing I've learned in my many years of flyin' around the world shootin' people for money, it's that everything is real at some point or another. Today's flavor just happens to be zombies.
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Obviously the zombies are real. What I'm saying is let's stop these from being tomorrow's flavor again.
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Which is why I'm gonna start shootin' every corpse in the head.
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