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exsilium2012-12-16 08:32 pm
skyentific) wrote in exsilium2012-12-16 08:32 pm
001 | day after zombies
[A slightly pale and more-than-slightly displeased Ema greets the screen. It looks like she may have had one or two or three narrow escapes from undead.]
This is a really nice way to bring us in here... Oh, it's on already--? [she clears her throat and launches in with barely a preamable.]
I'm Detective Ema Skye... I have a question. So we've pretty much taken care of those... zombie-things now, right? [she ticks off on her fingers:] Also, we heard that animals were the disease vectors, and that something called "holy magic" [she wrinkles her nose at that] can cure them.
That's all well and good...But has anyone done a real forensic investigation? We could trace this back to the source, or at least figure out how it happened... [Her displeasure seems to melt away rather quickly.] It's all part of the power of science!
This is a really nice way to bring us in here... Oh, it's on already--? [she clears her throat and launches in with barely a preamable.]
I'm Detective Ema Skye... I have a question. So we've pretty much taken care of those... zombie-things now, right? [she ticks off on her fingers:] Also, we heard that animals were the disease vectors, and that something called "holy magic" [she wrinkles her nose at that] can cure them.
That's all well and good...But has anyone done a real forensic investigation? We could trace this back to the source, or at least figure out how it happened... [Her displeasure seems to melt away rather quickly.] It's all part of the power of science!
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Haven't you seen any zombie movies? That'll tell you all you need to know!!
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That's not how science works... Movies don't have anything to do with real life.
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Movies have everything to do with real life!
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Don't be obliverous! Movies are exactly the opposite of real life!
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Says the person who just got chucked into a furutistic world where zombies are attacking!
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That said, that point is a little harder to refute than it should be.]
I... I... Nngh...!
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Objection! If it were a movie, no one would be telling me to think of it as a movie, anyway! That's a scientific fact that shows that this is real life, and a movie is the opposite!
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Unless it was a movie within a movie! Haven't you seen that one with Lionardo Di Caprese?
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Ha! That was a pretty weak objection! Are you sure--
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...And I know all of the best lawyers, in fact, so that's a scientific opinion.
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Really? You know Nick?
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[Who is "Nick."] I've worked with Miles Edgeworth and Phoenix Wright... And I guess Prosecutor Gavin counts, too... They're the best in the business. My sister was a Chief Prosecutor, too.
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[LE GASP] You do know Nic---
.... Wait, you worked with Nick?!
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...Ah. I was Mr. Wright's assistant on a case, yes. One of his early cases.
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But, but...! I'm his assistant!
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What kind of scientific experience do you have!?
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[And being a spirit medium does?]
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What has science done?!
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And anyway, Detective Gumshoe always screws it up anyway! What's so scientific about that?!
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Just because Detective Gumshoe messes it up doesn't mean it's not worth doing! Otherwise, you could say the same thing about - well - eating!
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