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[redheadcarrier]

So, who else is staying in their rooms until this is over?

This whole zombie thing is a load of crap.

Comments

[redheadcarrier]

You mean there's a troll from your planet called Troll Albert Einstein? And he's basically a copy of the real Albert Einstein?

[speakveryclearly]

Well From My Perspective On Your Planet There Is A Copy Of The Real Troll Albert Einstein Named Albert Einstein
But
Yes

[redheadcarrier]

That doesn't make any sense.

[speakveryclearly]

The More I Learn About The Universe
The Fewer Things Do

[redheadcarrier]

Tell me about it.

[speakveryclearly]

Were I Less Sincere And Contemptuous Of Unnecessary Verbal Irony Id Point Out That I Am Already

[redheadcarrier]

I'd probably do the same thing.

Why do you type like that anyway?

[speakveryclearly]

[Every damn time]

Its Just A Quirk Of Mine
Most Trolls Actually
Example
Be Grateful I Dont Substitute Any Characters

[redheadcarrier]

[Sorry, Kanaya.]

Jesus, that's painful.

Hey, do you know Nepeta?

[speakveryclearly]

Yes
Why Do You Ask

[redheadcarrier]

She's my roommate.

Kinda weird, but I guess she's nice.

[speakveryclearly]

Thats The General Troll Opinion On Her Too
She Takes Getting Used To
But You Couldnt Have Ended Up With Much Better In Terms Of General Friendliness

[redheadcarrier]

If she gets too irritating, I'll just tell her to shut it.

[speakveryclearly]

A Not Unreliable Method

[redheadcarrier]

Eh, it works on everyone.

[speakveryclearly]

Convenient
Since I Havent Worked Out How To Block People On These Devices

[redheadcarrier]

You just have to know how to handle idiots~

[speakveryclearly]

Definitely A Matter With Which I Have Quite A Bit Of Experience

[redheadcarrier]

I'm not surprised. Most people are idiots after all!

[speakveryclearly]

What Else Is A Girl To Do Really

[redheadcarrier]

Well, I certainly don't put up with it.

[speakveryclearly]

Ive Simply Grown A Rather High Tolerance For Such Behavior At This Point
Which May Be One Of My Main Personal Flaws
But Oh Well

[redheadcarrier]

Why would you tolerate it?

[speakveryclearly]

If I Didnt Eventually I Wouldnt Have Any Friends

[redheadcarrier]

That's stupid. I don't need anyone.