Sortie 01 | Text

[redheadcarrier]

So, who else is staying in their rooms until this is over?

This whole zombie thing is a load of crap.

Comments

[speakveryclearly]

Thats Nonsense
Everyone Needs Someone
And Those Who Think That Way May Need Someone Else Most Of All

[redheadcarrier]

I've done just fine on my own up until now. What makes you think that's going to change?

[speakveryclearly]

Experience

[redheadcarrier]

Oh, well, just let me change ~everything~ because of your experience.

I don't need other people. Relying on them just gets you dragged down with them.

[Asuka? Bitter? Never.]

[speakveryclearly]

Its Advice Not An Ultimatum
Somebody Seems Threatened

[redheadcarrier]

Oh, great, an alien is trying to psycho-analyze me.

[speakveryclearly]

Is That What Im Doing
Oh God
No Im Sorry I Will Immediately Stop

[redheadcarrier]

No, no. Keep going. I love it when people try to do that!

Moron.

[speakveryclearly]

I Know What This Is
Its Your Hideous Human Sarcasm Again

[redheadcarrier]

[And they'd actually been getting along, too.]

You don't know what sarcasm is? Really?

[speakveryclearly]

Oh I Know It When I See It
Only Too Well

[redheadcarrier]

So trolls don't have sarcasm?

[speakveryclearly]

No We Have Sarcasm Its Just Employed Differently Than Human Sarcasm
We Actually Sit Down Behind Our Computers And Say To Ourselves
You Know What Would Improve This Conversation
An Insincere Statement
That Will Confuse Or Hurt The Other Party In This Interaction
Which Is My Goal
As Opposed To The Human Reasoning Of For Instance
This Soujurn Into Insincere Territory Wont Impair Communication In The Slightest Now Will It
Ha Ha Do You See What A Clever Joke I Just Made Demonstrating My Own Tendency For Sarcasm
I Am The Smartest Human Who Was Ever Born Though In My Own Misanthropic Attitude Ill Concede This Isnt A Very Difficult Title To Obtain

[redheadcarrier]

Sounds like someone pissed you off~

[speakveryclearly]

Oh Great An Alien Is Trying To Psychoanalyze Me

[redheadcarrier]

You could at least be original.

[speakveryclearly]

I Can Be
In This Case My Mimicry Was Ironic And Deliberate

[redheadcarrier]

I know.

[speakveryclearly]

I Thought I Wasnt Dealing With A Stupid Girl But I Wanted To Exercise Caution Anyway

[redheadcarrier]

[It's honestly amazing that Asuka hasn't blown up at her yet.]

Wow, I feel so ~flattered~

[speakveryclearly]

[Kanaya has a way with dangerous girls

"Way" mostly meaning "thing for"]

Dont

[redheadcarrier]

[Poor Kanaya.]

Don't what?

[speakveryclearly]

Feel Flattered
Or ~Flattered~ Which I Have Discerned Is The Opposite Of Flatter
I Find Your Conversation Engaging And Refreshing And I Dont Want To
Im Not Entirely Sure What I Dont Want To Do Actually
Just That I Probably Am Right Now

[redheadcarrier]

Oh, good, you're perceptive. I wouldn't want to be stuck talking to some oblivious moron.

[Wait a second - there's another stall on Asuka's side and her next message comes timestamped a few minutes later.]

You think I'm engaging?

[Well, that does a bit for her (admittedly horrible) self-image.]

I mean, I am, of course.

[speakveryclearly]

Yes Of Course Asuka
What Else Would I Still Be Doing Here After This Amount Of Time

[After all it's been over 100 comments, how many minutes does that translate into

Sent with not a stall necessarily, but still as a separate message--]

I Havent Been Putting Forth The Affect Of Disengagement Have I
This Is A Genuine Question