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[redheadcarrier]

So, who else is staying in their rooms until this is over?

This whole zombie thing is a load of crap.

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[redheadcarrier]

It was just hot all the time. Eternal summer or something.

[speakveryclearly]

Had Desertification Occurred

[redheadcarrier]

No. There was this giant disaster called Second Impact that happened a year or two before I was born. They say an asteroid impacted Antarctica and it caused massive tidal waves, climate change, changed the axial tilt of the planet... so the northern hemisphere got a lot warmer.

[Well, that's the official story.]

[speakveryclearly]

An Asteroid
Not A Meteor

[She knows about apocalypses ok]

[redheadcarrier]

They say it was an asteroid. I don't know.

Why do you care?

[speakveryclearly]

Ive Had Experience With This Sort Of Thing
An Apocalypse Buff Was A Thing You Could Be On Alternia
My Native Planet

[redheadcarrier]

Wow. How fascinating.

I really don't think they're all they're cracked up to be.

[speakveryclearly]

The Term Is Thrown Around Far Too Casually These Days

[redheadcarrier]

I was in the middle of one.

It sucked.

[Yeah, Third Impact wasn't that great.]

[speakveryclearly]

Thats The General Rule
At Least Your Planet Is Disproportionately Represented Among The Timelines Gathered Here

[redheadcarrier]

It's not. No one else here probably even knows what Second Impact is. They're from alternate Earths or some crap.

[speakveryclearly]

Well Of Course
But How Would You Feel Living Among Hundreds Of Refugees From Alternate Alterniae
I Doubt Youd Find It More Fun

[redheadcarrier]

Either way, I'm surrounded by morons.

[speakveryclearly]

That I Believe Is A Universal Constant

[redheadcarrier]

Seems like it. You'd think there'd be one idiot-free world out there somewhere.

[speakveryclearly]

I Think Its Supposed To Have Something To Do With The Composition Of The Matter That Makes Up The Universe Itself
Troll Albert Einstein Said Something Along Those Lines Once

[redheadcarrier]

Troll Albert Einstein?

[speakveryclearly]

Yes
One Of The Greatest Minds In Alternian History

[redheadcarrier]

But Albert Enstein was human.

[speakveryclearly]

Im Not Talking About Albert Einstein
Im Talking About Troll Albert Einstein

[redheadcarrier]

You mean there's a troll from your planet called Troll Albert Einstein? And he's basically a copy of the real Albert Einstein?

[speakveryclearly]

Well From My Perspective On Your Planet There Is A Copy Of The Real Troll Albert Einstein Named Albert Einstein
But
Yes

[redheadcarrier]

That doesn't make any sense.

[speakveryclearly]

The More I Learn About The Universe
The Fewer Things Do

[redheadcarrier]

Tell me about it.