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exsilium2012-12-15 12:50 pm
neveraskedforthis) wrote in exsilium2012-12-15 12:50 pm
07 △ VIDEO backdated to whenever critters go batshit
So I take it this isn't exactly unusual.
[ And if you wanna know what Adam means with 'this' ... well, the video opens with a closeup of a rabbit, snarling and squirming and hanging off an arm it has bitten into and just won't let go. The person that arm belongs to doesn't sound too bothered, probably because that arm is made of solid, black metal that's not at all sensitive to pain. ]
I was assuming rabies at first, but it seems like the surprise has been spoilt already. I really liked this thing for the whole two hours I had it, but of course we can't go one week without reenacting some trite action flick cliché. Whatever.
[ Yeah, it's still fighting with Adam's augmented arm. Something like a sigh can be heard, and then the sound of a blade being unsheathed (?) before the video cuts out for a minute, black screen, no audio.
When it comes back on, the rabbit's gone. Though the observant watcher might spot a drop of blood or two on one of Adam's arms, because he's now only broadcasting himself. ]
Speaking of action flick clichés, has anyone seen James Bond lately. [ ... ] The guy from Universal Exports that should be around here somewhere, being generally useless. Not the secret agent one that got his balls whipped.
[ IF THAT DOESN'T DRAW YOU OUT JAMES ADAM GIVES UP....... anyway, there's a private text message attached to this post, too. It goes out to Samus, Edgeworth, and Barnaby, and it's pretty much unhackable unless you're really awesome at hacking. ]
I know who shot Takegami. Given it was an emotional act and that it happened over literally nothing, you might want to keep a close eye a girl called Ionae. I'm not sure if the evidence I have is solid enough to apprehend her.
[ The next bit is also private but to Samus only ... ]
Hey.
[ Eloquent. ]
[ And if you wanna know what Adam means with 'this' ... well, the video opens with a closeup of a rabbit, snarling and squirming and hanging off an arm it has bitten into and just won't let go. The person that arm belongs to doesn't sound too bothered, probably because that arm is made of solid, black metal that's not at all sensitive to pain. ]
I was assuming rabies at first, but it seems like the surprise has been spoilt already. I really liked this thing for the whole two hours I had it, but of course we can't go one week without reenacting some trite action flick cliché. Whatever.
[ Yeah, it's still fighting with Adam's augmented arm. Something like a sigh can be heard, and then the sound of a blade being unsheathed (?) before the video cuts out for a minute, black screen, no audio.
When it comes back on, the rabbit's gone. Though the observant watcher might spot a drop of blood or two on one of Adam's arms, because he's now only broadcasting himself. ]
Speaking of action flick clichés, has anyone seen James Bond lately. [ ... ] The guy from Universal Exports that should be around here somewhere, being generally useless. Not the secret agent one that got his balls whipped.
[ IF THAT DOESN'T DRAW YOU OUT JAMES ADAM GIVES UP....... anyway, there's a private text message attached to this post, too. It goes out to Samus, Edgeworth, and Barnaby, and it's pretty much unhackable unless you're really awesome at hacking. ]
I know who shot Takegami. Given it was an emotional act and that it happened over literally nothing, you might want to keep a close eye a girl called Ionae. I'm not sure if the evidence I have is solid enough to apprehend her.
[ The next bit is also private but to Samus only ... ]
Hey.
[ Eloquent. ]