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[bearswitness]

What makes you worthwhile? Reluctantly interested parties want to know.

And if you're completely useless as I imagine most of you are then tell me why do you want to go home. It sounds like most of you do so indulge me. It must be absolutely fascinating.

[ all replies are text unless otherwise noted! ]

Comments

[bearswitness]

Low standards are a marvelous thing.

[fivetimesover]

What is important to you?

[because clearly she's not going to get anywhere just talking about herself here.]

[bearswitness]

[ that gets a... brief pause, because it's something he's never been asked or had to think about. huh. ]

Aileen.

[fivetimesover]

I see, I'm sure they think what you do is important, even things you don't think are.

[bearswitness]

No she strikes me as better educated than that really.

[fivetimesover]

You might be surprised.

[bearswitness]

You don't know me OR her who are you to say so.

[fivetimesover]

I guess that's true, that I don't know you, but it's just something I've learned about people.

[bearswitness]

Stop being so optimistic I'm allergic.

[fivetimesover]

[NO!]

I don't think you can be allergic to that, sorry!

[bearswitness]

Well I am what would you know about it you don't know me at all.

[fivetimesover]

Hmmm, Can I see?

[bearswitness]

See what.

[fivetimesover]

You're allergic reaction! You said you were allergic, is it like a rash or maybe you have a cough? OH! What if you break out in hives! Should I bring you some medicine?

[bearswitness]

[ PAUSE........ this could actually be. possibly. amusing? ]

Alright fine. Where are you.