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[ Long time no see, Exsilium. The feed is dimly lit, but it's clear that Scott's standing outside, the dark silhouette of a treeline behind him. The sound's picking up a bit of static from a breeze. ]
Hey, it's Scott - I guess I should ask if people usually come back. When they leave, I mean.
[ That's actually the reason he was making this video, but he barely addresses it, because something's distracting him. ]
Because I did. Leave and come back. Which I guess is... something, but more importantly, does anyone know what the hell the "Fun Cafe" is?
[ There's a pause as he turns the video away from his face, swinging it around to face a creepy ass building on the side of the road, barely visible in the evening light. He holds the video there for a few seconds, then it's back to his slightly wary, slightly amused face. ]
... and does anybody want to find out?
Hey, it's Scott - I guess I should ask if people usually come back. When they leave, I mean.
[ That's actually the reason he was making this video, but he barely addresses it, because something's distracting him. ]
Because I did. Leave and come back. Which I guess is... something, but more importantly, does anyone know what the hell the "Fun Cafe" is?
[ There's a pause as he turns the video away from his face, swinging it around to face a creepy ass building on the side of the road, barely visible in the evening light. He holds the video there for a few seconds, then it's back to his slightly wary, slightly amused face. ]
... and does anybody want to find out?
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And yeah, why not? Can't be that bad. It says it's "fun", right? [ ... only slightly messing with him. ]
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...and you're very trusting. I could have 'fun' painted on the side of a pit of spears after this, if you're interested. [not that... that stupid dingy building looks dangerous at all. in fact, it feels stupid to even play devil's advocate on going into it, since it hardly seems a threat.] It's just that people typically do things with purpose.
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Don't worry, I can take care of myself. And the purpose is to find out what's inside. Is that not good enough, or... ?
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And I suppose that's a good enough reason. You'll make a report on what you find, won't you? [that's sort of jokingly said.]
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And yeah, obviously - thinking I might turn it into a web series. "Crappy abandoned places in Exsilium". Maybe if I'm lucky some of them will be haunted. [ He's joking, but it's hard to tell. ]
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okay but that joke. that gets a long pause. web series...]
Because of-- cobwebs?
[video] arthur no
... yeah. You know, lots of cobwebs in creepy abandoned places.
[ Okay, may or may not be rolling with it; hard not to, really. He almost completely succeeds in keeping a straight face, too. ]
[video] what do you mean no, he's got this!
Hopefully one large enough for you to get tangled in.
[video] wow rude!!
Okay, sorry, low blow. Where are you from? [ A barbaric land without web series, obviously. ]
[video] um you were rude first KIDS THESE DAYS ain't got no respect
From Albion. I am Prince Arthur Pendragon, of the great kingdom of Camelot. So you might consider revising that apology.
[...okay so he doesn't dismiss the poor apology entirely.]
[video] yeah ok m'lord
He has to think on that for a second, decide how much he wants to pry, but he's figured out it's better to stay vague on these things. ]
Yeah, sure - sorry, never met royalty before. [ wow so gracious gj ] So have you got a round table in your apartment? They seem kind of small for that. [ wow so vague and subtle double gj ]
[video] thass right.
[all dismissal of his title and authority aside--is that a joke? round tables. there's a long pause in answer to the rest of that.]
I haven't looked. Should there be? [he says it dryly, but also-- sort of serious. just in case it's a serious question.]
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No, just curious. [ Then he's giving the video a thoughtful look, and his reply is more to himself than to Arthur. ]
I guess you do look kind of young. [ Plus Merlin doesn't even have a beard yet, so. Clearly that's the answer. ]
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[okay but now he's more annoyed. he snorts first--young! who does this person think he is?!]
Sorry, but--kind of young for what? What exactly are you going on about? I'm the crown prince of Camelot, I'm certainly not young--unless this is more of your idiotic jokes?
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No, no - sorry, my bad. You said Prince, I should've figured that out. [ The Arthur of Camelot part was slightly distracting, really. ]
What I mean is you're - uh - younger than I thought you'd be. You're kind of a big deal where I'm from. [ Careful....... ]
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with... web series. savage web series land.]
And just where are you from?
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Cali... fornia? [ Wow why's he unsure now? It's not like he's lying. Maybe the whole "talking to Prince Arthur" thing is kicking in, finally. ]
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And tell me, how is it that the country of Cali Fornia would have come to know of me? What news of me do you know?
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Uh. You know, the usual? Magic and dragons? Damsels in distress. [ Wow this is awkward why did he walk into this. Probably his fault for deciding to mock not-quite-King Arthur, really. ] And we're on a trade route. [ Because trade routes get lots of gossip. Thanks, history class!! ]