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exsilium2012-11-12 10:17 pm
crusthatecean) wrote in exsilium2012-11-12 10:17 pm
Entry tags:
- ico (ico: castle in the mist),
- rin asano (blade of the immortal),
- roslyn small (original),
- sollux captor (homestuck),
- tori crawford (original),
- ✝ amelia wil tesla saillune [slayers],
- ✝ eddie riggs [brutal legend],
- ✝ eridan ampora [homestuck],
- ✝ frodo baggins [lotr],
- ✝ jason todd (dc comics),
- ✝ karkat vantas [homestuck],
- ✝ kinna nananea (original),
- ✝ meenah peixes [homestuck],
- ✝ n [pokemon],
- ✝ nepeta leijon (homestuck),
- ✝ the witness [original]
♋ 1; video
[Today, you are getting a grey alien kid on the communicator.]
Okay, so apparently we're supposed to introduce ourselves. I can't tell if this is required or not, but what the hell.
Hi. It's Karkat. Here is where my boast about my impressive indispensibility to your army goes, but...look, I don't need to talk up my own shit to you, your stupid human organization is the one that brought me here. Either my value will become obvious or it won't.
Anyway, yes, I'm a troll, I get the impression you've already been introduced to the concept. But please don't make assumptions about me based on the others you've met because let me tell you, this is basically the worst of the genetic slurry poured into a concentrated pool of stench right onto your lap. They are pretty much all top contenders for the biggest embarrassments to the empire in our entire history.
So if you have any questions, you can ask me, probably, unless I get tired of listening to it.
Okay, so apparently we're supposed to introduce ourselves. I can't tell if this is required or not, but what the hell.
Hi. It's Karkat. Here is where my boast about my impressive indispensibility to your army goes, but...look, I don't need to talk up my own shit to you, your stupid human organization is the one that brought me here. Either my value will become obvious or it won't.
Anyway, yes, I'm a troll, I get the impression you've already been introduced to the concept. But please don't make assumptions about me based on the others you've met because let me tell you, this is basically the worst of the genetic slurry poured into a concentrated pool of stench right onto your lap. They are pretty much all top contenders for the biggest embarrassments to the empire in our entire history.
So if you have any questions, you can ask me, probably, unless I get tired of listening to it.
no subject
[Hanging up! And I guess he'll come by.]
no subject
She heads to the common room to patiently await his arrival, trying to remember the last time she saw him. Jee, that was about a year ago, wasn't it? Hard to believe it had been that much time.]