( video ☇ first spell )

[thalassian]

( Silence dominates the feed before you're met with Kael'thas' face, his expression a passionate scowl. It is obvious that he'd no intention to make his presence known, but in the interest of avoiding a great many unfortunate encounters that he'd rather not make into surprises, he's going through with it. Also, maybe Jaina will see him!!!

So, have some asshole who doesn't actually look quite as effeminate as his bishounen art would have you believe—scowling with brightly glowing, green eyes. What is that shit? Oh, it's just another elf. Also, he sounds very eerily like Axel and Raiden, but nbd, nbd. )

I have no use for this network, nor its shrieking inhabitants, and this magical trinket with which I am expected to navigate it is unfriendly and wretched.

Still, I refuse to enter this place one-hundred percent unprepared. My name is Kael'thas Sunstrider, and I have met some of you yet. Tell me what you can of your experiences here, that I may prepare myself for the unanticipated.

And for those to whom it concerns—I take no issue with you, in whatever imagined missteps you may place blame upon me for. I would appreciate a modicum more respect.

( Click. )

Comments

[lovesgod]

I've done it before, but it's not something I do for fun, really.

[thalassian]

I can't imagine anyone does it for fun.

[lovesgod]

I'm sure some creatures do.

[thalassian]

--yes, I hadn't considered additional... creatures. [ whoa buddy turn down ur racism ]

[lovesgod]

Don't worry, if you try hard enough, you too can be as self-absorbed as a human.

[thalassian]

It is all I could ever hope to aspire to.

[lovesgod]

It's a pretty difficult goal to attain. You'll have to put in countless hours. I simply don't know if you're capable of such an extraordinary feat.

[thalassian]

[ Chuckling; ]

And what are you, then, if not a human?

[lovesgod]

I'm an angel. We're mostly protectors and messengers of God, our maker and guardian spirit of sorts.

[thalassian]

[ He nods, understanding the concept, if not on a different level. ]

For humans, if I am understanding?

[lovesgod]

Generally speaking. Though I imagine a number of other species could pray to God and might receive His protections. We don't have elves, though.

[thalassian]

[ Chuckling; ]

Then that is in your favor. There are not very many elves that I've seen in this place, though there are enough.

Protections of what kind?

[lovesgod]

Usually an angel at your back. Sometimes he will part seas for you or turn your rod into a snake.