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[LOCKED TO: VANADI]
2o not iin the mood for thii2 2o not iin the FUCKIING mood for thii2.
hey a22hole.
we have 2hiit two dii2cu22.
namely your 2tatu2 wiith my kii2me2ii2.

[OPEN TO ALL (delayed, after conversation with Vanadi)]

2o ii don't normally do thii2 but hey guy2 2up.
who want2 two fiight a pii22ed off p2ychiic.
don't raii2e your hand2 all at once.
ii need two burn off thii2 energy.
come on iit'll be fun ii'm liike a fiinal bo22 level of diiffiiculty.
braggiing riight2 for two week2 iif you wiin.

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[Oh wow that is way too close to fishbreath over here. He tries to pull his face away as far as he can while still very, very close, and it winds up just not going well. His reply winds up getting spit on her in return, because lisps are horrible.]

Fuck you! Fine! You want to thee thomething? I'll show you thometh-

[And then he's punched in the face, lets go of the trident, and falls to the ground. Captors, man.]

[ she giggles, sliding over and proceeding to sit on his chest, jabbing the trident into the ground next to him ]

Like I said, dude. Pathetic.

[Guess what Meenah, you're not as light as you think you are. He looks up at her as she sits on him and frowns, trying to shove her off.]

I wath't ready. You're really fucking rude, interrupting people when they're talking.

[He wrinkles his nose a few times, then raises a hand to his nose, yep, it's bleeding. Matching nosebleeds now.]

Ugh, thith again...

[ she just crosses her legs. it's pretty clear she's not going anywhere. ]

Yeah, sure, dude. We all min-know its cause you ain't got nofin on me. Get sicker than we can go at it again, yo.

[ she sees the nosebleed and grins, pink blood still staining her teeth before reaching her hand on her lip, smearing the blood, and then pressing her bloodied fingertips on his glasses ]

I didn't even hit you that hard! Hahahaha!!

[He pushes her hand away, look of disgust obvious on his face. And still trying to pull himself out from under her. He could easily remove her with his psionics, but he's not using them as a point now.]

Groth, dude! No wonder no one wantsth to hang out with you, you'd probably thpit in their food or thneeze on them.

[ she just sticks her middle finger out at him before pushing herself up off him, leaning against her trident ]

Anemoneways, now that I totally schooled your bass, who da fuck even pissed you off?

[Royalty.

He pushes himself and dusts himself off.]

I can thtill fight.

[He sounds a bit more petulant than actually wanting to fight though.]

...And it wath Equiuth. ... You probably don't know him. The blueblood.

[ she smirks a little at the thought of getting a chance to just beat him up again, but his next statement has her curious. and she does love her gossip ]

Nah, I min-know him. That Zahhak-wannabe. What'd he do?

He jutht... he'th really thtupid and doethn't underthtand when he'th being taken advantage of and it'th embarrathing to even know thomeone tho thtupid.

Well, he ain't the brightest clownfish in the anemone, if you min-know what I mean.

[ a beat ]

Why the glub do you even fuckin' care if he's so stupid?

[Silence.

And then a shrug. He doesn't want her nose all up in his business.]

Whatever, it'th none of your ... fishness.

[ she holds up a hand ]

Aight, it ain't my fishness. [ grin ] Said I wouldn't pry in your piersonal life so. [ but that does get her wondering a little ]

Here's a thought tho': ebber thought aboat dukin' it out with the dude doin' the mantaipulatin'?

... Wath that thuppothed to be "manipulating"?

"Manipulatin'", "mantaipulatin" --

Okay, that one wasn't that great. Whatebber, dude. Question still stands.

... It'th more complicated than that. It'th ... fuck, no, I'm not talking to you about thith, you'll jutht laugh.

[ she rolls her eyes ]

I so won't laugh. Spill.

...

[He kind of doesn't believe, her but...whatever.]

Becauthe we're dating. But he'th tho thtupid and it'th jutht inthulting to even know he existsth. Becauthe we're dating, and the guy he thinksth lovesth him doethn't really and ith jutht uthing him and if I thay thomething then he'th jutht not going to believe me. And I thwear to fuck if you tell him anything, I'll knock you out right now and shave off all your hair.

Edited 2012-11-25 05:44 (UTC)

Dude, you're datin' Zahhak? [ she sneers a little, but at least she's not laughing... ]

Yo, Captor the sequel, I ain't gonna glub to him aboat this or anyfin. But if he's so stupid, then just let him get all fucked up. He be doin' it to himshell.

...Tho you think I should jutht... let it happen? Let him jutht fuck himthelf over.

[He's quiet. Considering it.]

...Metaphorically.

I ain't Serket so I'm not gonna be up and holdin' your fin and tellin' you what to do. But, seariously.

Don't you think that if he's the one who's gonna be fuckin' retarded as shit, that he should deal with his own dumb conchsequences?

Metaphorically.

...Conchtheqenceth. Eheh.

Yeah, I gueth tho. I'm jutht worried if thith all explodesth, then he might hate that other guy more than me or thomething? Pretty thtupid I gueth...

Then show Zahhak who's the one he should be acshorelly hatin'.

C'mon, bouy, this ain't hard.

I'm jutht really bad at thith.

That ain't nomoby's fault but yours, yo.

I know. I suck. I'm really a shitty troll.

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