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[biwinning]

[LOCKED TO: VANADI]
2o not iin the mood for thii2 2o not iin the FUCKIING mood for thii2.
hey a22hole.
we have 2hiit two dii2cu22.
namely your 2tatu2 wiith my kii2me2ii2.


[OPEN TO ALL (delayed, after conversation with Vanadi)]

2o ii don't normally do thii2 but hey guy2 2up.
who want2 two fiight a pii22ed off p2ychiic.
don't raii2e your hand2 all at once.
ii need two burn off thii2 energy.
come on iit'll be fun ii'm liike a fiinal bo22 level of diiffiiculty.
braggiing riight2 for two week2 iif you wiin.

Comments

[biwinning]

... Wath that thuppothed to be "manipulating"?

[tyrians]

"Manipulatin'", "mantaipulatin" --

Okay, that one wasn't that great. Whatebber, dude. Question still stands.

[biwinning]

... It'th more complicated than that. It'th ... fuck, no, I'm not talking to you about thith, you'll jutht laugh.

[tyrians]

[ she rolls her eyes ]

I so won't laugh. Spill.

[biwinning]

...

[He kind of doesn't believe, her but...whatever.]

Becauthe we're dating. But he'th tho thtupid and it'th jutht inthulting to even know he existsth. Becauthe we're dating, and the guy he thinksth lovesth him doethn't really and ith jutht uthing him and if I thay thomething then he'th jutht not going to believe me. And I thwear to fuck if you tell him anything, I'll knock you out right now and shave off all your hair.

[tyrians]

Dude, you're datin' Zahhak? [ she sneers a little, but at least she's not laughing... ]

Yo, Captor the sequel, I ain't gonna glub to him aboat this or anyfin. But if he's so stupid, then just let him get all fucked up. He be doin' it to himshell.

[biwinning]

...Tho you think I should jutht... let it happen? Let him jutht fuck himthelf over.

[He's quiet. Considering it.]

...Metaphorically.

[tyrians]

I ain't Serket so I'm not gonna be up and holdin' your fin and tellin' you what to do. But, seariously.

Don't you think that if he's the one who's gonna be fuckin' retarded as shit, that he should deal with his own dumb conchsequences?

Metaphorically.

[biwinning]

...Conchtheqenceth. Eheh.

Yeah, I gueth tho. I'm jutht worried if thith all explodesth, then he might hate that other guy more than me or thomething? Pretty thtupid I gueth...

[tyrians]

Then show Zahhak who's the one he should be acshorelly hatin'.

C'mon, bouy, this ain't hard.

[biwinning]

I'm jutht really bad at thith.

[tyrians]

That ain't nomoby's fault but yours, yo.

[biwinning]

I know. I suck. I'm really a shitty troll.

[tyrians]

You got that right. [ she cackles and stands, stepping on his stomach in the process ]

You's shells a pathetic, man.