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[ This video post, which provides a lovely view of a horned head, covered by a blindfold, sneering off center from the camera. Fucker doesn’t even know where the recorder is, but he knows he hit something, and there was a voice that told him that it was recording. ]

Such hubris I find myself surrounded by. To think that they could cage someone for their own purposes is hardly what I would expect from those who wish to truly command an army. There is little incentive to be found by swearing fealty, is there not? [ A hiss through his teeth, even though he's not looking at the screen, the sharp impression of teeth is left through the hiss, showing what looks more like fangs. ]

I have heard of such paltry efforts in the past, but even the most banal of buffoons must realize how truly prideful they must be to capture me amongst themselves. If there ever were a force for punishment, I believe they may find that the teeth that nips at their heels belongs to me, and I will not rest until I am returned to my rightful place!

[ And he pauses, letting that settle, before finally: ] And as such, I believe one must introduce himself. Loathe as I am to merely follow instructions, you should know the face of whom you shall follow against our captors, and you shall follow Lord Illidan Stormrage, ruler of the Outlands.

Make no mistake, I will not sit idly by while forced into servitude.

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Hahaha, okay. Or don't, man. But you's be actin' like a wriggler, throwin' a tantrum like that.

[ a beat as her front teeth dig into her lower lip, amused ]

So, Illi-whatebber, you some sorta elf?

[ He lifts his lip at the tantrum comment. Eyebrows drawing down and deep into his blindfold. ]

If I must explain what I am, then you are hardly worthy of the knowledge! [ He draws back from the camera, full on imposing with his bare, tattooed chest; horns, and wings shifting and stretching before settling back down. Like that should make it obvious. ]

[ she rests her chin on her palm in response, raising pierced eyebrows delightedly. swoonami. ]

Dude, you are ripped. You min-know that?

Edited 2012-11-04 23:22 (UTC)

[ That was...not the answer he was expecting. He crosses his arms over his chest, as if he's trying to regain his momentum. ]

My clothing is not ripped!

[ He doesn't understand. ]

What.

[ a beat ]

Nah, bouy, no. I meant like, you're buff. Beefy. Hella muscles up in those arms and chest. You're packin'. Etc.

Of course I am! Would one expect anything less?

That otter elf I spoke too is scrawny as shit, yo. Figured most of ya'll be lookin' that way.

That is because I am no mere elf.

So water you?

[ wait the elf guy did mention trolls ]

... You a troll?

That filth? I think not.

[ A pause while he tips his head. ]

I was once an elf. I grew beyond such things.

[ RUDE ]

That why you got horns? Cause from what I'm seain', elves just be lookin' human with those funky ears of their's.

Humans are a much, much lower species.

I have evolved further than what either could be.

Kay, sea, you can be glubbin' all this stuff like you some sorta balla, but I ain't seain' what makes you such a bass ass.

[ besides being super fine ]

[ Well, he is super fine, but with a wave of his hand, effortlessly a line of fire is drawn across the room, it burns jade, and hot. ]

My power is limitless, child.

[ uuugh that actually is cool.... ]

Well, can you get us outta here?

That is my intent!

Then do it.

I am not stupid, child. Would you think there no reason for me attempting to use this incomprehensibly useless form of communication?

I thought you were just lookin' for a reason to make a fool of yourshell, dude.

I do not make a fool of myself!

Yo, if that's what you think.

[ SO MUCH ANNOYANCE, Look at that face ]

It is not what I think, it is fact.

Look, man. When you open up an exit door outta here for us, then I'll start takin' ya seariously. 'Til then, you're just a scrub like the rest o' them folks.

Then you shall not be waiting long.

Hahaha, we'll sea.

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prepared - 2012-11-10 18:48 (UTC) - Expand