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[prepared]

[ This video post, which provides a lovely view of a horned head, covered by a blindfold, sneering off center from the camera. Fucker doesn’t even know where the recorder is, but he knows he hit something, and there was a voice that told him that it was recording. ]

Such hubris I find myself surrounded by. To think that they could cage someone for their own purposes is hardly what I would expect from those who wish to truly command an army. There is little incentive to be found by swearing fealty, is there not? [ A hiss through his teeth, even though he's not looking at the screen, the sharp impression of teeth is left through the hiss, showing what looks more like fangs. ]

I have heard of such paltry efforts in the past, but even the most banal of buffoons must realize how truly prideful they must be to capture me amongst themselves. If there ever were a force for punishment, I believe they may find that the teeth that nips at their heels belongs to me, and I will not rest until I am returned to my rightful place!

[ And he pauses, letting that settle, before finally: ] And as such, I believe one must introduce himself. Loathe as I am to merely follow instructions, you should know the face of whom you shall follow against our captors, and you shall follow Lord Illidan Stormrage, ruler of the Outlands.

Make no mistake, I will not sit idly by while forced into servitude.

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[northrend]

[Welp. He was kind of hoping he was done with you once he started his ascent, why do you ruin everything Illidan? He's not going to waist time with video today -- he's had a long week.]

Are you through now?

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[prepared]

[ He's just going to leave the function as is. It's not like he's good with computers, but as fucking soon as that voice comes in through the little speakers, his already very annoyed and very angry face transforming into something much more volatile.

Oh. Arthas. He does not want to hear you. ]

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Arthas Menethil, you have the gall to speak with me! [ Literally. Shouted. ]

I will not be through until I have burned every last one of my captors to the ground, and I will include you in this mess as well!

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[deadelfwalking]

[hissing through his teeth, because GODDAMN HE DOESN'T NEED THIS. STOP BRINGING THESE ASSHOLES THROUGH, INITIATIVE.]

Betrayer.

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[prepared]

[ NO NEVER HE IS GOING TO BE HERE AND YOU WILL LIKE IT.

But he doesn't really know Koltira. ]

You should not call new arrivals by a title they do not wish to be called.

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[onemoredeath]

[ Not another one of these idiots. Takegami will laugh for a few minutes before replying and yes, he is going to sound ever so amused too. ]

You truly think that they would give in so readily? Even though you may be tough from where you call home, I highly doubt you will change their minds to have you here.

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[prepared]

I hope they will not give in! What good is an opponent who prostates themselves before you?

I have no interest in changing their minds, but in assisting them in meeting their end.

[tyrians]

[ ok she actually is ignoring the fact that hes clearly wearing a blindfold weeps.... ]

oh man
i know what you are
youre like
like an elf or somefin too LIK-E T)(AT BLOOD-ELF B-E-EYOTC)(
tho you kinda shells betta lookin than that otter dude
38)
ps
clam down with the glubbin ego nomoby gives a fuck home slice

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[prepared]

[ His little computer goes off, and he sniffs, slapping it a little unceremoniously to play the message, but nothing comes out.

N o t h i n g ]

What matter of nonsense is this? Infernal device!

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[sithiche]

Oh. Another one of these, then.

[prepared]

[ He peers toward the direction of the voice, leaning forward. ]

These?

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[betterinthedark]

Here I thought the sin'dorei liked to hear themselves talk, but today you've proved me wrong.

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[prepared]

[ He barks a pompous laugh ]

The sin'dorei! They think quite a bit of themselves, I would expect nothing less than them to take such a trophy.

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[lovesgod]

[This guy is just openly laughing at you, Illidan. It takes him a few moments for him to get his laughter under control. The expression indicates that he's still laughing on the inside.]

You can't see, but let me tell you look pretty dumb right now. However, you are the most threatening one yet, my lord. I almost feel as if I want to quake at your feet right now.

[....the tone probably indicates otherwise.]

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[prepared]

And why waste such sarcasm when your laughter says otherwise? I would hardly waste such time on intimidating those that do not believe!

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[ofmyth]

Take what grievance you will against our captors, but do not believe that mere power gives you authority over what is not yours, Lord Illidan.

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[prepared]

[ Well at least he called him Lord Illidan. It's a start. ]

It is not mere power, but the prospect of escaping that would give me such authority. The knowledge of warfare, and how to annihilate our captors.

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[shalamayne]

[This has to be a joke. One big giant cosmic joke. Horde. Arthas. Sylvannas. Now Illidan?

It's just not fair really.

Varian's just going to glower as hard as he can, as if trying to make the device melt in his hands.]

Stormrage. Someone should have warned the people here they would be wasting their time bring you here.

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[prepared]

[ He faintly knows this voice, but what the fuck, who is this dude?? ]

And yet none thought to do so.

They shall instead find a true enemy.

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[tardisblue]

My what big horns you have.

I've always wanted to say that.

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[prepared]

[ He sneers. ]

How descriptive.

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[thalassian]

Illidan.

( lol look at this douchebag and his fucking immaculate observational skills )

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[prepared]

[ His head instantly jerks to life, swinging up and staring straight at the speakers. Through all of his conversations, he hasn't quite gotten it right, but he does for Kael'thas, lip curling and oh man does he look pissed.

Ridiculously pissed. He yells at this ridiculous mechanical system, loud and with the kind of lungs that could shout over all of Shadowmoon Valley. ]

Kael'thas Sunstrider, you waste of space and effort, you dare speak to me??

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[asskickersunite]

Just so we're clear... The name Doviculus doesn't mean anything to you, does it?

[Because that's the only douchebag he has in recent memory who is as wordy or stacked with horns as Illidan is.]

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[prepared]

[ On the screen, Illidan looks a little confused. No, he obviously doesn't know that name, but should he? He leans forward a bit, filling the screen with his lovely ugly mug. ]

Should it?